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[cheering and applause] [ whistling ] greg: you filthy people. I know what you are thinking. Happy wednesday everyone. Joe biden appeared on the view today where cohost sarah hans said its like having one of the beatles at the table. True if youre talking about george or john. Thought more like yoko. Kamala harris will visit the southern border friday and says shes looking forward to meeting justin trudeau. At the last debate she said she was a middleclass kid. It appears harris enjoyed things m...

Are in sweden to take on malmo, and Fenerbah E play the belgian Side Union Saint gilloise. All those over on the Bbc Sport website. Its a big night of European Football in the Womens Game as well with the second round of the champions league. Just a few of them there, all those are second leg ties. Psg looking to turn around a two goal defecit againstjuventus. Manchester City Shouldnt have too much trouble against paris, Real Madrid taking on sporting lisbon. British sides celtic and arsenal als...

For the first time after hundreds of women made allegations of Sexual Abuse against former owner mohamed Al Fayed. Michael ward said in a statement the company failed our colleagues and that he wanted to make it clear that he was not aware of criminality and abuse. Our correspondent, helena wilkinson, is in knightsbridge. Helena. This is the first time we have heard from Michael Ward since the Bbc Documentary last week. Let me read you a bit more of the statement we have had in the last hour. He...

Match in this seasons europa league. Good Evening And Welcome to the Bbc News at six. The Metropolitan Police have revealed that 19 women made allegations of rape and Sexual Assault against the former Harrods Boss mohamed Al Fayed over the past two decades, but no furtHer action was taken. A Bbc Documentary last thursday has led to many more women coming forward with allegations about Al Fayed, who died last year. Now the police say theyre exploring whetHer any otHer individuals could be pursued...

Certainly be the better day of the weekend. Dry wIth some sunshine. Still a bIt disappointingly cool wIth more rain to come to close out september on sunday. Thanks, louise. And thats Bbc News at six. Now Its time to join our colleagues for the news where you are. Hello, and welcome to sportsday. Hello, and welcome to sportsday. Im olly foster, heres whats im olly foster, heres whats coming up for you on sportsday. Goal coming up for you on sportsday. Goal in 60 seconds rangers have made a in 60...

For junior, Jesse Watters, and Aunt Scare her away at picnics, dana perino, the five. Harris and trump in a Battle Over whose policies will fatten your wallet. The Vice President in pittsburgh, thats in pennsylvania, dana, to outline her economic vision while suffering from another bout of middleclass kid syndrome. I grew up in a middleclass family. We need to grow our middleclass and make sure our economy works for everyone. For Donald Trump, our economy works best if it works for those who own...

Did he ever say to you in his early stages or even in that first Car Ride im going to be president one day . Not that he would be the president. But he always was involved in politics. He was very in tune whats going on in the world. Especially in this country. Lawrence well have more of that later. Plus, Kamala Harris breaking down her economic policy proposals but not without serving up another word salad, im dizzy again. Holistically, and looking holistically at the incentive to engage in pla...

Police officer at a hearing detailing the secret Services Breakdown in communications before the first trump Assassination Attempt. And with Election Day creeping closer, intelligence officials are on high alert as trump faces a major foreign threat. Wow, here we go. Its already the 2 00 hour on the east Coast Hello and welcome everyone im Sandra Smith in New York. John and im John Roberts in washington, Hi Sandra This Is America reports. The ongoing iranian threat to Trumps Life is far from ove...

Brought massive crime into our country at levels that nobody has ever seen before. Weve never seen levels like this. And during the debate i mentioned that ed David Muir, a real lightweight, whose ratings have gone way down, by The Way, because he lost credibility. One against three but i think we did great. But David Muir of abc, fake news, when i said that crime is way up in our country, he corrected me. Corrected me on so much, and it was right, what i said. He didnt correct her one time when...

Thank you so much for legislate us into your homes. Stay safe. We are grateful. The beat with Ari Melber starts right now. His, ari. Thank you, noil. The race is at a fever pitch. We have Kamala Harris, and later in the hour, mark lauder. And this hurricane is the stronger to hit the United States this year. We will have reports on that, based on the significance, and were tracking it very clearly, and wish everyone safe in the areas. A shockwave in New York, where Democrat Ecmayor Eric Adams ha...