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Hello there, welcome to newcastle, on the Dayjeremy Hunt delivered his budget, in what is almost certainly, a general election year. Were on the citys Iconic Quayside Overlooking the magnificent river tyne, an area steeped in industrial history, and weve been gauging reaction, to the chancellors plans. Among todays annoucements, the government is to cut National Insurance, by 2p in the pound for employees and the Self Employed. Full Child Benefits will be paid to households, where the highest ea...

The British Government says it will deliver a series of warnings to israel if it doesnt allow more aid into gaza. Lord cameron said there was dreadful suffering inside gaza and pointed out israel is the occupying power. He was speaking in london before meeting benny gantz, a member of israels were cabinet. The situation is member of israels were cabinet. Tue situation is very member of israels were cabinet. Tte situation is very bad member of israels were cabinet. Tte situation is very bad becau...

Jon to more president ial contest called late this afternoon for donald trump. Caucuses in missouri in the Michigan Republican convention. Meantime the road to the white house taking a former president to North Carolina this weekend but he held a rally in greensboro today. His last remaining gop challenger former self clinic governor nikki haley hosted an event in raleigh but North Carolinas one of 16 States Holding contest this Super Tuesday and it looks like do or die for team haley. Good even...

Calendar. Trumps new reality from the courtroom to the campaign trail back and forth. A perfect example he keynoted that g. O. P. Dinner in alabama a day after pleading not guilty to four Felony Charges in d. C. That stemmed from alleged efforts to overturn the 2020 president ial election results. Here he was railing against that last night. So this ridiculous indictment against us, its not a legal case, its an act of desperation by a failed and disgraced Crooked Joe Biden and radical left thugs...

Preview of what he will say and why the speech this critical right now. High stakes diplomacy, Vice President harris makes a passionate call for an immediate sixweek ceasefire in gaza as diplomatic efforts intensify in the middle east in washington. Super tuesday showdown, donald trump and nikki haley prepared to face off in 16 states, including colorado, which could see a Supreme Court ruling tomorrow in its efforts to keep trump off the primary ballot. And the other kjp on snl. Pleasure to be ...

This is gps the Global Public square. Welcome to all of you in the United States and Around The World. Im Fareed Zakaria coming to you from aspen, colorado. Today, an extra special program with three, yes, three former secretaries of the treasury. First, ill talk to Henry Paulson and Timothy Geithner about the state of American Politics and the downgrade of the uss Credit Ratings and the struggles of the chinese economy and then robert ruben talks to me about how to make hard decisions and what ...

Ministers questions. It is always a little different, the pmqs ahead of the budget. He has vacated the chair for the Deputy Speaker. She will be going through some of the notices ahead ofjeremy hunt, the chancellor, delivering his Budget Statement. He will take to his feet shortly and will probably speak for about an hour shortly and will probably speak for Aboutan Hourand shortly and will probably speak for about an hour and then it will be the turn of the leader of the opposition, keir starmer...

Guys. I will tell you this is actually bad news for the Biden Campaign because, for a long time, they have been saying that the longer nikki haley stays in the race the better for them. You had a second person on the headlines in the airwaves who was slamming donald trump as a risk to democracy. That and is how the Biden Campaign has been framing their 2024 approach. Basically hammering on the threat to democracy that trump poses. Hearkening back to january 6th. Searing in peoples minds images o...

Concerned about your poll numbers. Call it Super Tuesday for a reason. This is a big one. Its november 5. Swearing going. Former President Donald Trump saying theres never been a Super Tuesday as conclusive as has been on display the current president telling democrats they should not be concerned with his trump numbers. Welcome to our special coverage of this Super Tuesday. At 1 am i think we can call it extra special Coverage Polls are closed and voters in 15 states headed to the ballot box on...

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