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martha answered-- i am the beech tree. the beach is the mother of all trees. and the beech tree has a smooth skin, but its very hard and impenetrable. and because im the mother, then all the other trees are underneath me. it is the mother tree. and it is impenetrable. she has always believed that she can weather everything. martha started planning her comeback the moment she was arrested. [applause] today, in what was one of the more surreal news conferences weve seen in quite some tim...

yelling. some try to avoid meeting so they dont get chewed out. how the [bleep] dont you know this? it is behavior that is at odds with the day one morning to staff. >> i am not joking when i say this. if you work with me and i hear you treat another colleague with disrespect, talk down to someone, i will fire you on the spot. on the spot. >> while white house staffers cower in the corner, aoc backs his reelection run, even if it was reluctantly. >> will you support joe biden for reele...

this music has been selling as well as hunter biden painting, wife decides to make headlines the old-fashioned way. a disgruntled grunter wrote anybody who normalizes or creates this racist conman, disgusting trump with any level of respect is also disgusting and my book. that is you joe rogan, mark mark wahlberg and you, guy fierri. he went there. white includes pictures of evil selel rities at fridays ufc event. sounds like hes listing people way more successful than him. the photo i...

game. we begin with the high-stakes summit where nato leaders are discussing a possible place for ukraine in the alliances future. kevin corke has all the latest developments including what is upsetting ukraines president. >> kevin: as you know from your time covering previous nato summit, there are lots are one-on-one breakouts of the sidelines. so this is hardly novel. but very few in recent memory will be as anticipated as the one that is set for tomorrow between president zelenskyy...

married her. [laughter] >> thats going to hurt. get him. >> if someone gets caught with cocaine its usually a slam dunk case but when cocaine is found in the white house, the secret service cant tell us where they found it. and were starting to believe that the reason they wont tell us where they found it is because that would tell us whose coke it was. instead the secret service isnt telling us anything. in response to a freedom of information request put forward by bloomberg. the sec...

consequence opportunity a war crime. heres what she said. >> theres records of illegal cluster bombs being used by the russians. if thats true, what is the next step of this administration, and is there a red line for how much violence will be tolerated against civilians in this manner thats illegal and potential a war crime? >> it would be. i dont have any confirmation of that. we have seen the reports. if that were true, it would potentially bell a war crime. >> this is something the...

add to that the court knocking down joe bidens student debt relief and saying a web designer cant be forced to design a same-sex wedding sight, and -- site, and you have many infuriated democrats. congressman ted lou says he wants to expand the high court because of its radical, extreme supermajority. keep in mind that court pack turned into a fiasco for fdr are. affirmative action has always had a contradiction at its heart, hurting some people like asian-americans who are also a mino...

more beds, changes the ten-year backlog that in were many now to weeks before people are deported. >> the bottom line is, everybody that looks at our bill says it will greatly reduce the flow of the illegals in this country. >> the american people are done with this. the border has to be secured. the president has the authority right now. he doesnt need another act of congress. he can do it right now. hes unwilling to do it. >> theres a clear choice for republicans. fix the border or k...

to speak to the manager. the liberal governor earning the nickname of california karen after snitching on a target employee. newsom was recalling a time when he personally witnessed a brazen theft in a store and overheard an employee blaming him for it. >> the woman says, oh, he is just walking out, he didnt pay for that. i said, why are you stopping them? she goes, oh, the governor. swear to god, true story appeared on my moms grave. the governor lowered the threshold. there is no acc...

hey yeah. as evan waits for his next day in court, his parents say they understand the conviction rate in russia as just about 100% so they dont have a lot of hope right now that he will be freed anytime soon, but they were given some relief when they got to physically see and speak with evan at his last pretrial detention hearing. its even harder now to leave him there. then it was the first time trying not to think about anything. its just very hard. that was part of a new interview...