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coast, friday, january 2nd. i want to tell you im up to date on just about everything. >> ainsley: just about. >> brian: one more thing to tell you its "fox & friends." so far you knew everything now new stuff. toxicology reports are in for the deaths of three kansas city chiefs friends found dead in their backyard. forensic pathologist dr. michael baden will join us in three minutes. >> lawrence: involved in the attack on nypd officers could be on their way to california. they have pl...

You know, tommy left us a note, and the note said, please forgive me, my illness won today. Look after each other, the animals and the global poor for me. All my love, tommy. So he didnt have anything in there about take some time off. And why usa usa . Usa why is america such an extraordinary country . We are not unified by virtue of being one ethnicity or one ideology or one religion. We are unified by one constitution and one rule of law and in the values under our constitution. [applause] it...

this can mean for our national security. this is not anything new from the mainstream media,s latest example of hypocrisy when it comes to hard drugs in the white house. his campaign, leading to the 2000 election the media could not get enough of the rumor that george w. bush had done cocaine when he was younger and even at the end of his second term in office, nice like this, were succumbing out. then barack obama came on the young charismatic democratic admitted in his memo, using co...

this can mean for our national security. this is not anything new from the mainstream media,s latest example of hypocrisy when it comes to hard drugs in the white house. his campaign, leading to the 2000 election the media could not get enough of the rumor that george w. bush had done cocaine when he was younger and even at the end of his second term in office, nice like this, were succumbing out. then barack obama came on the young charismatic democratic admitted in his memo, using co...

"morning joe" starts right now. all of a sudden, i aced the cognitive test doesnt knee whats going on. >> do you plan to use pac money to pay some of the penalties in the new york defamation and fraud cases? >> i dont understand. what? >> are you thinking of potentially trying to use campaign money to pay some of those penalties that you might incur -- >> what penalties? >> in the new york fraud case, the defamation case. >> i didnt do anything wrong. i mean, thats been proven as far...

the dignified transfer on friday. to the families of the fallen, we are so so sorry [crying] for your loss, and we are forever grateful, for your sacrifice. and on that very sad note, i wish you a very good night. from all of our colleagues across the networks of nbc news, thanks for staying up late. ill see with the end of tomorrow. tomorrow >> the matchup of the year is set, and its a rematch of 2020, the same thing even, the red team versus the other red team. thats right. the kansa...

>> brian: 7:00 a.m. on the east coast. friday february 2nd all day. today president biden will be at the dignified transfer. three fallen soldiers. we spoke to the parents of specialist kennedy laden sanders this week its hard for the parents to endure. thats why i honor so much. and believe she is a hero. >> plus, right now, five illegal migrants involved officers could be on their way to california. this as texas drop in illegal border crossings is greg abbotts strategy working? i th...

it was a game that you played on your cell phone. now, i will tell you, the premise was a little bit dark, but straightforward. you see, theres like a grumpy looking person in the foreground on the left, and a happy couple on the right. so, the grumpy person in the foreground is supposed to be you in this game. and your goal as a grumpy little troll is that you are supposed to break up the happy looking couple behind you. now, you play against your opponent, and over the course of seve...

♪ ♪ >> greg: oh, yeah! happy monday, everybody! [laughs] all right. yeah. ooh, the power! americas least popular reality show is still going strong. yes, im talking about the bachelor, southern border. [laughter] millions of illegals, most of whom seem to be healthy young men are walking away from all the other gals in the world to cozy up to the worlds most eligible bachelorette -- that sexy lady in the long flowing gown. yeah, the statue of liberty. or, as i like to call it, six....

now its time for the last word who is in for lawrence ♪ good evening, my friend, ♪ ♪ thank you for an excellent show ♪ ♪, and well see you next week. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ good evening to all of you, ♪ ♪ we are continuing our breakings ♪ ♪ coverage of the united states ♪ ♪ launching airstrikes against ♪ ♪ iranian and iranian-backed ♪ ♪ forces in retaliation for the ♪ ♪ attack against u.s. forces in ♪ ♪ jordan that killed three u.s. ♪ ...