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dawns early light -- ♪ what so proudly we hailed at the twilights last gleaming? ♪ whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight -- ♪ oer the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? ♪ and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air -- ♪ gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. ♪ o, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave -- ♪ oer the land of the free and the home of the brave ♪ will: good morning and welcome to "fo...

from labour well be joined byjonathan reynolds, who is after herjob. with donald trump plotting a course back to the white house, what would that mean in what seems like an increasingly dangerous world? well hear from the boss of americas navy. weve had both republican and democratic presidents who always abided by the core values of our country, and when you have someone who doesnt align to those core principles, it makes you wonder, you know, should you be supporting that individual?...

council spokespersonjohn kirby. we believe that the attack injordan was a planned resource facilitated by in umbrella group called the islamic resistance of iraq, by an umbrella group called the islamic resistance of iraq, which contains multiple groups including the kateib hezbollah. former uk defence secretary ben wallace spoke to the bbc. kateib says it has suspended forces to "to embarrassment. us presidentjoe biden said he has decided how to return to the attack, in a manner of ou...

no one could explain. then, across town, another scare. >> i felt a gun to the back of my head. >> a teenager in danger. >> he said, you have to come in the room or im going to kill you. >> two young lives, strangely length. had police put the two things together? >> i said i will do whatever i can to help find your son. >> can they help unravel this mystery in time? >> dont you understand, every minute counts right now? >> hello, and welcome to dateline. its a story of young dreams in...

it did. the white powder found in what has been described as a west wing work area, cocaine. hmm, it was cocaine. never heard of the stuff. since she was just there, the obvious thing is to blame hunter biden, especially since he found the other baggy filled with hookers. if you find poop in the woods, you blame the bear. hunter biden is the bear. if not hunter, who is it? joe? kamala? it could explain this. >> sit down with keke palmer and have a discussion about a variety of issues. ...

♪ welcome to "the whole story." im anderson cooper. tonight, we take you into a world that few people get to see up close. the world of superyachts. private boats, some of them longer than a football field. they can cost hundreds of millions of dollars and it seems there are plenty of buyers. since the pandemic, more people than ever are building and buying them. business is reportedly booming. theyve become status symbols theyve become status symbols for the soup rer rich and stri...

[cheers] >> greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. >> can we really say that? >> greg: yes. heres another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if youve never heard of him tonight is the case. >> tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes -- is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the wh...

griff: hour two, here we go, im griff jenkins. aiming to keep the focus on the latest jobs report amid the fallout. lucas tomlinson is live on the north lawn with the latest. >> reporter: good afternoon. all week the white house has refused to rule out the biden family from its list of suspects of who brought cocaine into the white house. white house press secretary karine jean-pierre even called it irresponsible to even can th. earlier you had a former justice department attorney aski...

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marriage to her police officer husband. >> he told me, she may have tried to clean my gun, and it may have accidentally got off. >> police are suspicious, the victims own mother wasnt. >> she was so opposed to anybody even exploring the idea that her only daughter had been murdered. >> as the years went by, the case grew cold. until a reporter heated it up again. >> it was [inaudible] reading that file. it was astonishing. >> it turned out there was a lot less to the marriage than meet...