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on the judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and she needs a stepladder to hide, dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ a major standoff over the border is underway right now, texas trading barbs with the federal government over literal bars. the democrats now want joe biden to seize texas troops to sort it all out. governor greg abbott pledging to wrap the border with more razor wire after the supreme court gave biden the go-ahead to remove it. abbott argues it is a states rig...

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judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters, and greg gutfeld.e its 5:00 in new york city. "re ♪ ♪ dramatic showdown over security at the southern border, reaching a breaking point.r right now, texas is telling the biden administration to come an take it.y is today is the deadline for the white house gave the deadline to governor greg abbott on allowing agents access to shelby park ins eagle pass so they can remove the razor wire there. r so far texas iazs refusing to lt th...

>> hello i am lisa boothe along with jason chaffetz, tomi lahren and joe concha. welcome to "the big weekend show", the big story tonight. articles of impeachment revealed against homeland security secretary alejandro mayorkas. >> the border is closed, the border is secure. its my testimony the border is secure. >> you do think its a crisis now? >> it is a challenge. >> that insistence is one reason the house as mayorkas is putting our national security at risk. fox news correspondent ...

>> we know thats one of the reasons why hes on the supreme court. >> i think this is tantamount to sticking a dagger in our back. >> we will gun to see a kind of segregated higher education landscape. >> were going to see that become wider and wider. >> whats next, gay marriagesome. >> is this leading to no women in colleges soon? who knows? [laughter] >> no women in colleges. we can dream. i joke. [laughter] and biden wasnt done sobbing, running over to the safe pace of msnbc. >> i fi...

about their reporter evan gershkovich, who has now been detained in russia for over 300 days. a very good evening. for the first time in nearly two years, it looks like northern ireland will have a devolved government and an assembly up and running by the end of next week. last night, there was a long meeting of the dup executive, the unionist party that collapsed power—sharing in february 2022 in protest at the post—brexit trading rules and checks which they said undermined northe...

of the border still very much out of control and a bipartisan senate deal trying like heck to get it under control, but tom emmer says that a deal is dead on arrival thiess in the house. hes here and so is south carolina governor henry mcmaster on what he and two cousin other republican governors are doing to help texas in its legal border battle with the white house. and peek of legal battles, donald trump vowing to appeal that a whopping $83 million jury verdict the in his defamation...

americas late news, "fox news @ night." breaking tonight, the deadline has come and gone, but the razor wire is still up, and the standoff between the federal government and the state of texas is still underway. but texas and its governor, greg abbott, are no longer fighting alone. 25 republican governors are now on record supporting the lone star state, and the next step in this ongoing conflict along the border is very much unknown. bill melugin has spent years covering the border. h...

so, no, the white powder found in whats been described as a west wing work area. cocaine. hmm. it was cocaine. never heard of the stuff. now, since he was just there, the obvious thing would be to blame hunter, especially after they found that other baggy filled with who caners. hookers. but if you found bear crap in the woods youre not going to blame the pope, youre going to blame the bear. and hunter is the bear. besides, if it wasnt hunters, then who, joe? it explains the sniffing h...

al sand -- alexandria hoff with the latestest on all of this. >> reporter: so the president tried to the use the 2003 heroes act as a route to usher in this loan forgiveness plan. of course, the supreme court shot that down yesterday. now biden administration is looking at something called the higher education act as a means to the become a plan b. >> were not going to waste any time on this. were getting moving on it -- its going to take longer, but were getting at it right away. >> r...