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meeting with a group of mayors today. it may be bumpy. they are angry over his border crisis. im harris faulkner and you are in "the faulkner focus." the meeting is actually an annual event but this year, as i said, it will be different. so-called sanctuary city leaders want federal help to deal with all the illegal immigrants crossing their cities, sanctuary cities, millions of dollars. because you have to feed and shelter and provide medical care and thats what they promised. but it ...

toothpicks. this, these pictures, that is at the base of the space needle. an application if you asked me. it is the only cleanly -- clean needle in seattle. [laughter] but is that actually seattle or wisconsin? i have not seen that much cottage cheese since i used to wrestle in it. [laughter] not to kink-shame, but they were stark naked in front of kids at this pride event. i know. disgusting. they did not even have a cover charge. but at a minimum, these kids will never enjoy tapioca...

we want to end tonight by remembering people those who were lost aboard from the titanic. 60 or gold, founded oceangate in 2009 with the state admission of increasing access to the deep ocean through innovation. 58 year old pilot, king charting, who made headlines in 2019 for being part of a cliff that broke the world record for circumnavigating the globe over both polls. 48 year old, pakistani billionaire -- and his 19-year-old son -- we should know it was a university student in glas...

>> greg: im greg gutfeld along with judge jeanine pirro, piers morgan, jesse watters, and shes not allowed to hold a balloon, dana perino.de "the five."mocr ♪ ♪ democrats getting another warning on how their war on maga lead to a 2024 shellacking. jamie dimon, telling joe bideni party to knock off the extreme divisiveh maga crap.s wo >> i wish the democrats would think more carefully when theyiy talk about maga. just take a step back, be honest. they weras we kind of right abot nat...

now on bbc news. talking movies: awards season lookahead. hello from venice beach in california — home over the years to skateboarders, street performers, musicians, body—builders and movie stars. im tom brook and welcome to our award season lookahead. in todays programme, we look at the emerging 0scars race in the run—up to the 96th annual academy awards. is it going to be the year that 0ppenheimer takes home the lions share of trophies? past lives — the dark horse candidate i...

last des moines register poll a flurry of final campaign events. its all totally normal, except for the minor detail that the front runner is a four times indicted wannabe dictator. his whites. two of my favorite political experts are standing by as we countdown to tomorrows iowa caucus. plus, congressman adam schiff here with reaction to trumps wild argument for presidential immunity. also today, the law from -- neal katyal on the intimidation and harassment facing basically every -- ...

and this is "the ingraham angle" from parts unknown. all right. i have been doing a lot of thinking today. january 6th, i think, should be celebrated by deep sea fishermen across the united states because we now know that the capitol riot was the pretext for the government to launch a giant fisher expedition against conservative trump supporters. according to documents obtained by congressional investigators after january 6th, the feds coordinated with banks to track purchases of custo...

>> laura: good evening, everyone come i am laura ingraham and this is m partsgraham angle" fro unknown. i have been doing a lot of thinking today. january 6 i think should be celebrated by deep-sea fishermen across the united states because we pre now know the capitol rioa the pretext for the government to launch a giant fishing expedition against conservative trump supporters. according to documents obtained by congressional investigators after january 6, the fedss of coordinated with...

who is the pick for trump? don. >> likely temp scott. >> okay, all right. hes your friend. all of you, my, friends thank you so much for joining me. thats going to do it on this -- breaking news coverage with jonathan from washington continues next on this big news day. we begin the 4:00 hour with breaking news from the presidential campaign trail. florida governor ron desantis has officially dropped out of the republican presidential race, following his disappointing and distant sec...

>> i went this is one nation im so glad that you are watching who guess were having a resume, dave more has exclusive video youre not going to believe from the airport, and another will make sense with the new and piers morgan, of your president trump and overseas as possible reelection but first this degrees through because i will write is 20 next week new hampshire right now is iowa as impressed as i am with evers the former president donald trump would have, leaving it away, not rep...