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live from our studio in singapore, this is bbc news — its newsday. hello and welcome to the programme. we began injapan. thousands of people have spent the night in evacuation centres, following a powerful earthquake. six people were killed and dozens injured, with many more thought to be buried under the rubble of buildings. the prime minister says help is on its way. the epicentre of the 7.6 magnitude quake was noto province in the centre of japan, with the tremors felt as far away...

president trump summoned the mob, assembled the mob, and lit the flame of this attack. what happens when the president disregards the courts rulings as illegitimate, when he disregards the rule of law? that breaks our republic. president trump is a 76-year-old man, he is not an impressionable child. to my republican colleens, you are defending the indefensible. there will come a day when donald trump is gone, but your dishonor whether remain. no man who would behave that way at that mo...

tonight from our team. ♪ ♪ >> dangerously bad air still affects millions of americans due to wildfires in canada. >> this weekend into early next week a system will come through, direct the smoke away from the u.s. ♪ ♪ >> in the eastern part of the country, ukrainian troops have stepped up offensive operations around the beleaguered city of bakhmut, which was only recently taken by russian troops. ♪ ♪ >> the main suspect in the disappearance of u.s. teenager natalee hollowa...

with authorjilly cooper, glastonbury festival founder michael eavis, and england lionesses�* captain millie bright all in line for new titles. theyre notjust for famous faces — the majority of honours have been given to people who are not in the public eye. our entertainment correspondent lizo mzimba reports. her books have sold in their millions. noinlly cooper has been made a dame for services to literature and charity. i cant quite believe it, its so lovely. when they told me, i...

joe biden invited in, theyre here. i havent seen this many single men since they dug up kats backyard. biting him in the ass, like hes backed into a hungry brian steltzer. faith-based spaces for fans will shelter up to 19 single adult illegal aliens each, thats 50 times 19. what does that amount to, kat? >> just kidding! >> greg: im sorry. unnecessary, really. well have a meeting after. i think that is less than a thousand, last week over twice that many arrived in new york. any other ...

>> what it is america, welcome to new years with tyrus. happy new years eve we almost made it. we did it. woo. man. it fell like it was 2023 for another year. with inflation, corruption, de funding. my truce, first word oh oppression and white house with a moral compass of a creepy man living in a van down tdown the. >> river. >> why the big smile. >> kennedy will make drinks and solving world problem heres with us. 2024, is right around the corner, new year, new outlook, new opportuni...

everybody, it is wednesday, january 3rd, 2024. >> and we start this second hour of "fox & friends" with a developing story. that man right there, new jerseys long time senator robert menendez is back in the spotlight following new corruption allegations. >> ainsley: the embattled democrat is now facing even more bribery charges. this time for allegedly helping the qatari government in exchange for lavish gifts. >> lawrence: this is unbelievable. peter doocy is live from the white house...

>> hello. i am dana perino. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." embattled harvard president resigning as the leader of the most powerfuel ivy league school in the country. it took her disastrous testimony before congress and 50 allegations of plagiarism to end the shortest presidency and the universitys history, just six months. she dihed not mention eithern a statement but seems to imply racism was a factor in herctor ouster. she said it was frightening to be subjected...

golf. i dont know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] >> when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] >> and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is ratt...

welcome to new years with tyrus. happy new years eve we almost made it. we did it. woo. man. it fell like it was 2023 for another year. with inflation, corruption, de funding. my truce, first word o oppression and white house with a moral compass of a creepy man living in a van dowdown the. >> river. >> why the big smile. >> kennedy will make drinks and solving world problem heres with us. 2024, is right around the corner, new year, new outlook, new opportunities, already looking bette...