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>> donald trump asked the supreme court to save him from getting kicked off the ballot. plus -- >> are you better off than you were four years ago? >> the republican front runner convicted of fraud has a new sleight of hand. >> were you better off five years ago? where you better off five years ago? where you better off five years ago, are you better off today? >> tonight, speaker emerita nancy pelosi on americas choice in 2024, former obama campaign manager david plouffe on whether or...

bathroom. president trump is accused of showing people without security clearances an attack plan prepared for him by the defense department and a map related to the military operation. now, trump calls the charges against him the box hoax, and a continuation of the witch hunt against him. he also told fox news digital that he believes the timing is meant to the distract from the reporting that president joe biden allegedly received $5 million there a ukrainian gas company -- from a uk...

>> reporter: hi, good morning. yeah, we will likely hear from the former president today as prosecutors allege that he went beyond keeping the documents in his home, going so far as to show them to people and had the bulk of them spread out in random storage spaces throughout the estate and at that residence. trump is the first former president to face federal charges. hes accused of violating 7 broken down into 37 counts including 31 counts of willful retension of national defense inf...

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evening. >> hi kevin. former president trump has been posting an avalanche of attacks on his truth social today criticizing president biden, the fbi and ripping special counsel jack smith, who led the investigation. donald trump writing about smith quote this is a man who caused the lowest catastrophe with the irs, one of the evangelicals and great americans of faith. the us had to apologize and pay major damages for the deranged lunatic did. his wife is a tramp hater just as he is a t...

story tonight, charles watson is live with the latest. charles. >> good evening. the man who the fbi infamously branded as the unit bomber has died in federal custody in north carolina according to a spokesperson for the federal bureau. he was 81 years old and was found inside his cell at the federal medical center in north carolina where he was housed. the federal bureau prison cell fox news and a statement responding staff immediately initiated lifesaving measures, staff requested em...

wagner. ron desantis described it as a crisis at war. donald trump called it an invasion. with less than two weeks left until the iowa caucuses, today, trump and desantis published dueling op-eds in the des moines register. both cast immigration as the most pressing problem facing our country. both candidates promised that they, and they alone, cant fix it. now, what both trump and desantis are advancing in these offices, neither actually fixes to our countrys border issues, nor are ...

"jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> this is an attack on diversity. you can hear and see the racism. >> jesse: democrats defend plagiarism. i didnt see that coming. >> i aint say [bleep] about trans people. maybe three or four times a night, but thats it. >> jesse: dave chappelle, doc on tour, having a ball. >> $2,000. >> $3,000. >> done. >> holy [bleep]! >> jesse: that is one sticky honeypot. plus... ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ fox news alert, a huge batch of epstein documents were just rele...

♪ who, are you ♪ i really want to know ♪ who, who, who, who? >> ainsley: wisconsin, they still have the christmas tree up with all the christmas lights. look at the star on the building there. >> steve: keep it up until the epiphany january 6th this year. >> brian: i thought epiphany sudden idea you werent expecting. >> ainsley: like i just had epiphany. >> steve: that isnt capitalized this one little christmas capitalized january 6th. >> ainsley: since you are catholic do you ke...

♪ >> greg: run you little freak [cheers and applause] >> greg: happy wednesday everybody, oh, yeah. so the critics still want to yell at dave chappelle. the legendary comedian just released a new netflix special and you know what that means. once again, its time to get mad at jokes. true, critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smurf. you remember back in 2021 the usual suspects were outraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans pe...