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golf. i dont know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] >> when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] >> and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is ratt...

looking back at the that was and what it can tell us about where we are heading next. up first, from the world at war, to female change-makers. and the promise and peril of artificial intelligence. how the biggest stories this year will shape our world next year. >> it feels like it has been one of those perfect storm years where everything is just piled on, one after another. >> also, this hour, freedom calling. we re-visit my unprecedented interview with iranian american implement, i...

>> i thought that johnny carson came witith the tv s set. >> w what the hehell were yoyou thinking? >> dave was the new johnny, for me. >> im not exactly a computer, slow down. >> it felt edgy before i was probably old enough h to appreciaiate what ededgy was. >> you betetter be as s good as letterman! >> ill give it a shot. >> my heart dropped through my butt, exited my butt. holy [ [ bleep ]ining [ bleep p. >> this isis madness.. absolute madness. >> it makes every hair on my bodydy ...

yes. what are your earliest cultural memories as a child? youre talking about a little kid, im a little kid? the most important thing to me was that the people around me, again, the people around me never said, "you cant do this." so you want to know what the inspiration was? it was my mother. cos my mother said, "if thats what you want to do, "sure, lets find out how to do it." what about school? what sort of pupil were you? i was not a great pupil. i was dyslexic. i am dyslexic... bu...

its 6am and this fighter base on the coast of taiwan is already a hive of activity. on the apron, mirage 2000 fighter jets from taiwans rapid reaction squadrons, theirjob to meet any incoming threats to taiwans airspace. these taiwanese fighter jets being scrambled behind me here are heading out into the taiwan strait to confront chinese aircraft that are coming across the strait and probing taiwans airspace. this is now happening multiple times every day. these pictures are from chine...

>> laura: hi, im laura ingraham. this is a special edition of "the ingraham angle." i hope you are having an amazing starts to 2024. i cannot believe its another election. all right, the iowa caucuses are just a couple weeks away. and we could soon start to see a thinning of the g.o.p. field. its about time. but, before things really ramp up. politically, we wanted to take this time to remember how much fun we had in 2023. some of the biggest laughs came of course when raymond with me....

a lot of news tonight. maine now the second state to ban donald trump from the primary ballot. the news continues, the source with kaitlan collins starts now. ♪ ♪ ♪ tonight, straight from the source. donald trump has been disqualified from the primary ballot in the state of maine, making it the second state to remove him because of his role on january 6th. also, cnn obtaining exclusive new recordings that show just how frantic that effort to carry out the fake electors schem...

maine, making it the second state to remove him because of his role on january 6th. also cnn obtaining exclusive new recordings that show just how frantic that effort to carry out the fake electors scheme really was just days before the capitol attack, almost chartering private jets to fly copies of bogus ballots stuck in the mail. nikki haley says, of course slavery caused the civil war. that was not her answer last night. im kaitlan collins, and this is "the source." history has ...

rhythm. we inherently feel that when we watch it. >> it kevin really slogged his way to the top of the american dream. >> s got the classic good looks at. hes got t that laid it back off schuck. >> kevin is one of those iconic american actors. >> kevin had a crazy dream of becoming an actor, becoming a filmmaker break which is winning oscars, the stretch of his career that could be called the epic stretch. >> there is something magical about charisma. there is something mysterious that...

>> tom cruise is intense is dedicated to the work. >> i feel the need, the need for speed. >> good morning aviators to pick raises movies to date have grossed over $10 billion. >> he is the quintessential risk taker. quiet mission impossible,. >> all these incredible stubs no near human could possibly do. ask the golden child of scientology. >> apparently its a risky business to work with tom cruise. his movie studio dropped him over his offscreen antics. >> your reputation precedes yo...