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chinahlightedn two recent nee warship crossed in front of an american destroyer. >> it wont be long before somebody is hurt. >> new fighting are on the eastern city of bakhmut and rush is claiming to have repelled a large ukrainian attack in the eastern part of the country. >> norah: apples big product announcement and vision for the future. new details including the big price tag. >> this is a day thats been years in the making. >> love you. >> norah: child care in america. what can b...

or on drugs, the war on poverty and so on, but not real war. its a half a world away. both sides talk funny and those slobs on the view, never talked about it. so uh, i dont get to make fat jokes. but why is that ? well war is like a 401k. dont check on it until you cash out. maybe people will care when our army doesnt have any bullets left. but its worth pointing out that admits this silence. there are two men on opposite sides of politics, who are actually speaking up, saying that th...

good morning. happy new year. welcome to a special new years day edition of "morning joe." were on tape this morning with some of our top, recent conversations. we begin with a discussion about donald trumps increasing use of authoritarian language in his speeches and social media posts. in recent months, trump has repeated fascist rhetoric, including saying immigrants are, quote, poisoning the blood of our country, and referring to his political enemies as vermin. >> we pledge to you ...

but with the best president to take out present by the 2024. wetzel said of iowa governor kim reynolds chair of the republican governors association to discuss the influential role her state plays in the process. then, the default averted. with just days to spare present biden signs a debt ceiling deal into law. now, the political fallout. some democrats are blasting each other over a provision to greenlight a pipeline project backed by joe manchin. >> were talking about taking people ...

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attorneys have met with the special council jack smith, investigating trumps handle of classified documents and the events leading up to january 6th. is this a sign jack smith is getting closer to taking action? pierre thomas in washington. the young new york city attorney in court today brought back to boston by authorities, charged with rape wanted sexual assault. authorities say four women in the boston area. tonight prosecutors say they used dna tracking him at a corporate event ...

on social media and exactly the way you might expect. i warn you, some of this stuff would make even the grinch blush. >> hello little girl. >> on christmas day, the former president posting a message that was just a big old lump of coal and americas stalking, writing, merry christmas to all. but going on to call special counsel jack smith and out of control lunatic, calling his opponents dogs, and wrapping it all up but wish, and im quoting here, might they brought in -- merry christm...

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more a resumption. football had onlyjust returned after its unprecedented winter world cup break. also resuming — returning — the australian open once more welcomed novak djokovic, a year on from his deportation over his covid vaccination status. still no vax for novak but here he was, back and unbeatable. his was a 22nd grand slam title. for aryna sabalenka, a first. saudi arabias bid to become a major player in global sport was laid bare, cristiano ronaldo becoming a figurehead f...

by the use of atomic bombs in a single night. i am afraid that the answer to that question is yes. -♪ -(clock ticking) jon else: robert oppenheimer was the father of the atomic bomb. he was this complex ball of contradictions. oppenheimer: they are weapons of aggression, of surprise and of terror. richard rhodes: oppenheimer wanted the bomb to be used. how else would the world know what it was? eleanor roosevelt: dr. oppenheimer, are we creating something we may not be able to contro...