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invited during tips presidential run are here i have not seen this many single men since they dug up cats backyard. policy of i democrat president are biting him like in a hungry bryant skelter. on monday adams announced 50 churches or faith based space for fans of weird need legals euphemisms single, did you tell illegal ail yens each that is 50 times 19 what is that cats? >> im sorry. unnecessary. really. we will have a meeting after. i think that is less then and there a thousand bu...

it shows he can be charged. >> hes been indicted for a second time in less than three months. >> indicted and special counsels investigation into his alleged mishandling of classified documents. >> he literally is obsessed with the boxes. why was he so obsessed with the boxes that he wanted to take them on vacation? >> i did everything right in the indicted me. >> its a daunting situation of the former president. were only at the beginning here. >> that donald trump has now been indict...

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>> katie: im katy pavlich along with tyrone, joey jones, kennedy. >> katie: and hes out of office. well, not yet. president biden using the kid stairs and stepping foot down in warm st. croix for the long holiday weekend. joe was hoping for a little rest and relaxation nearly 2,000 miles away from all the problems he is facing in washington which now includes an impeachment inquiry. his son hunters two indictments and the doom spiral at the border. the big guy is already on island time...

hosting the show is surreal, i dont know how i got here, im basically a fish out of water but i feel great, almost tripping and speaking of which, lets start with our president who works on finding his footing and his new job. [cheering and applauding] [cheering and applauding] will get that sandbag moved. president biden did his best, humpty dumpty person nation for another big fall. all the secret service couldnt put him back together again. the best part the president pointed to inv...

to a conclusion. you do one term and they reverse it when they come in, you cant have it be reversed. you got to have the ability. he cant be prideful, cant be just about you. >> desantis saying i get eight years, he get four. you dont need for and you dont need, you need six months. within six months -- [applause] >> the fact that he had the third most deaths of any state having to do with the china virus or covid, even cuomo did better, he was number four. >> his whole family moved t...

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the tsa screening 2.6 million passengers on wednesday, more than expected. tomorrow likely to be even busier. gio benitez on the travel impact. rob marciano with the forecast. the crisis at the border. more buses heading north to sanctuary cities, as officials plead for help from washington. what theyre doing now, as their communities are pushed to the breaking point. the new agreement between the u.s. and mexico, as a large migrant caravan moves towards the border. overseas, the w...

offering their skills to rebuild a country during peacetime and seeking opportunities to forge a better future for themselves and their families. when they arrived on our shores with little more than what they were able to carry with them, few could hardly have imagined then how they and those that followed them would make such a profound and permanent contribution to british life. if you ever feel like youre in a room and youre the only one in the room, thats the way i feel, at that t...

now, an award-winning chef is campaigning to cast the net wider. hola. [ speaking non-english ] >> this is a beautiful restaurant. >> eric -- left mexico citys world famous restaurant to return home on a one-man mission to transform the fishing industry in veracruz. >> so, this was caught this morning? [ speaking non-english ] >> and what type of fish is it? [ speaking non-english ] >> okay. i know its not the prettiest thing, but erics not one to judge by appearances. [ speaking no...