Daily social distancing shoarks im trevor noah and it has now been nine weeks of us staying inside to try and stop the spread of coronavirus. And heres your quarantine tich the day, you want a great way to keep yourself busy kids busy and make money, teach your kids how to sew face masks. And if you are thinking wait, isnt that just a sweat shop, dont be ridiculous strks a sweat home. Anyway, on tonights episode beach fashion in the age of corona, where people are getting wet at church and president obama takes trump to school. So lets get into it welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor every day our news feeds are bombarded by countless stories of bad coronavirus updates and stories about what celebrities look like now. Either way, st all de pressing. So to help us remember the brighter life, lets get on with our ongoing segment, a ray of sun
coughing i just dropped my pen, sorry. I will now take questions about things being perfectly fine. Yes, kaitlyn. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight the white house goes viral. Plus, stephen welcomes cnns jake tapper. And musical guest tame impala. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert does that make a difference . Stephen it does. You have to hit yourself in the face twice hard enough to regret having done it. laughter welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Like you, im tired of this weand not once has Mickey Rourke blindfolded me and spooned cherries into my mouth. Im going to ask him to move out of the guest room. But social distancing is the right thing to do. Hotspots are popping up all over the place minnesota, tennessee, nebraska. Theres even an outbreak of the coronavirus inside the white house. Mr. President , the virus is calling from inside the house get out of there seriousl
Lets kick things off in germany. One of the first countries to reopen and the place that ruined tiny mustaches for the rest of us. One nonhuman victim of the coronavirus pandemic has been germanys famous clubbing scene. But now theres a new club for germans who cant wait to get back to the dance floor but still want to be responsible. Well, the clubs are closed but the beat goes on for party goers at this drivein reef in ger mafnee, djs pumped out the music to the car bound crowd. Socially distant dancing was allowed with no more than two people per vehicle. Trevor ja wol, because of corona germans started attending raves in their cars which i guess explains the new options at the gas station. And i cant wait to see all the new club dances that are going to be inspired by this. Ten and two, ten and two, do the ten and two, come on, yall. Once again, corona is making people appreciate the things that we used to hate. Because you realize right now this say drivein rave but before coronav
Which means they were the vast majority of the comp sales the in store sales were. 9 . The stores fulfilled 80 of the digital orders in some way Brian Cornell said the retailer will spend 500 million from the beginning of march through july 4th on higher wages and other operational expenses related to the covid crisis so this spending goes beyond q 1 into q 2 not directly comparable with what we heard from walmart yesterday. The sales came at a cost their operating Income Margin was 2. 4 compared to 6. 4 in the same period last year and the gross margin rate was 25 compared to nearly 30 last year but then look at lowes, Michael Baker calls lowes perhaps the most surprising result of the quarter for retail their comparable sales grew more than 11 total up more than 12 in the u. S. Thats only the fourth time in at least ten years we think that lowes beat home depot in the u. S. Both retailers had identical online sales growth in the quarter of 80 but that is a huge growth compared to las
Well, it turns out, all it takes is a little oldfashioned american reporter chuck e. Cheese is accused of tricking some grubhub users. Several customers say they placed orders at pasquallys pizza wings. They thought they were supporting a local business. Every address for pasquallys routes back to a chuck e. Cheese. Well, turns out pasqually is the name of one of those animatronic band members you see in chuck e. Cheese, the fake band. The Parent Company for chuck e. Cheese says it wasnt trying to fool anyone. It said pasquallys is meant to be a premium pizza thats a little more upscale than youd find at a kids birthday party. sot trevor yes, chuck e. Cheese has been pretending to be a different place online to try and sell pizzas. This is officially the weirdest episode of catfish ever. By the way, i can also just say i do not trust the person who uncovered this sciem . Because what adult knows the flavor of chuck e. Cheese pizza so well . guy wait a minute. This is chuck e. Cheese i