Oprah, you are a billionaire, you have enough money to pay a man to slap [bleep] out of your hand before you put it in your mouth. Compare that to this joke from inside amy schumer. This is a new Weight Loss Program that takes Decision Making out of the equation. How does it work . Sandwiches. Fettucini. Kathlene retweeted this. Stealing jokes is despicable. Then there is this joke from tammy pascateli. I will admit that women dress for other women. Men, if we love you, we dress you for other women too. That is why we dress you stupid. Who do you think invented the hawaiian shirt . You dress him like that so nobody wants to have sex with she started shooting in new york this week. Photographers caught up with schumer. Amy, why are they saying you are stealing jokes . Come on amy. I dont know man. She categorically denies stealing the jokes and she says she is even willing to take a Lie Detector Test to prove it. I did not steal any jokes and i wouldnt. I will literally take a polygraph