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thank you so much for letting us into your homes for another week of shows. we re grateful. the beat with ari melber starts right now. hi, ari. hi, nicole. thank you. welcome to the beat. i am ari melber. right now this is a busy friday for news after a week that began with the abrupt firing of tucker carlson and the sedition case against the proud boys for january 6th reaching a jury and then just last night we reported that mike pence went under oath for the first time about the coup to the doj. each of those are distinct developments. each stem from the ongoing if tardy accountability for the insurrection. fox news reeling from a record payout for insurrection and election lies which tucker carlson doubled down on which compounded his problems and the transfer of power we should note that this week the current president formally announced he is running for re-election in a video that discusses and shows what he says are the stakes. usually when the incumbent president an
just days before ballot papers arrive with tory members, rishi sunak and liz truss set out new promises on health and education. the chair of the public inquiry investigating the post office scandal has called for the process of compensation for victims to be sped up. now on bbc news, it s the film review. hello, and a very warm welcome to the film review on bbc news. and taking us through this week s cinema releases is, as ever, mark kermode hi, mark. so we have an interesting week. we have thirteen lives, which is a real life rescue drama. ..we have dc league of super pets i mean, pretty much does what it says on the tin. ..and fire of love, a volcanic love story. quite a mixture. yes, so let s start with thirteen lives. this is a dramatisation by the director ron howard of the thai cave rescue of 2018, about which there was a documentary recently that we discussed. yes, not that long ago. that s right. ajuniorfootball team and their coach, 13 of them trapped in a cave
we dig! this is to get out? good work. so, the terrifying thing is yeah, i know, caves, water. my stomach is already going. i m claustrophobic at the best of times. then, 0k, they ve found them how do they get them out? because in order to get them out, you have to be a trained diver to go back that route that they came in from terrifying. joel edgerton is then the anaesthetist to whom they turn for a plan. he initially says, look, this is insane, you can t do this, it s mad basically to find a way of making the boys almost like packages. at one point, they say, they re packages, we are the delivery people. they say, but, look, if we don t do anything, everyone is going to die. so, this is an incredibly dramatic a story, and i have to say, it s very well rendered by ron howard. it s remarkable that even though we know the outcome because of course, an international news story i still sat there watching it, biting my nails, thinking, this is just. i mean, i