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Porous borders. And while the number of deaths can be counted on two simpsons hands, what are we going to do about it were going to do whatever it takes to make sure that our citizens and our homeland is protected. If youre military commanders tell thaus we need Ground Forces to defight isil, sol be it. What about a mercenary army. Virtual fence. Complete impenetrable border. Double fence, triple fence. Whatever it takes. For the next few months nobody from west africa gets into the jon wow. Wha...

Huge controversy surrounding last nights game between the oh, shoot i can never remember the teams names. Lets say the new england. Big guys versus the kansas city uh chiefs. Oh, theyre actually called the chiefs . Good to know. Thanks. Uh, buddy. Jim . N. F. L. Referees calling a 15yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on chiefs safety Husain Abdullah for dropping to his knees in prayer after scoring a touchdown on monday night football. Abdullahs a devout muslim. He was practicing the sajda, a ...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stechb, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world. Nation, theres a lot to talk about. But of course, of course folks i have to start tonight with a Shocking International incident that has drawn the attention of eve...

Voted to shut down the federal government with ted cruz, shes called president obama a dictator and thinks impeachment should be on the table. Okay, braley paints ernst as a reactionary. You threatened to sue a neighbor over chickens that came onto your property. laughter jon uhh. Touche . Youre an ultrapartisan ideologue. Oh yeah, well, you dont like having chicken bleep on your lawn boom stay down so ernst has the trespassing chicken vote sewn up. But the ultimate winner can only be decided vi...

Welcome to the report, good to see you. Folks, i got to tell you, its not just the energy in this room. I feel it too. You know, i love going i love going on vacation. It is great to be back after two weeks. I spent the fourth of july holiday celebrating a steamy anniversary with my lover, america. laughter i got him the same present as every year, scrap meat and explosives. But sadly it wasnt all party time. You see, before vacation i was swept up in world cup fever riding high riding high on t...

Eagle caw cheers and applause audience chanting stephen shouting cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world audience chanting stephen thank you so much, everybody you wont get that kind of adulation anywhere else in america folks, i have to be straight with you here, while i may be at odds with the current administration, as a patriot, i feel its my duty in a time of war to support our president. And thats enough. laughter ...

The hospital. My kids bawling. A rebel brothers refusal to give up. You had a hunch . Better than a hunch. And one womans grit and determination. As soon as the sun comes out, im going to have to try to make it. I just want to see my babies and my mom. A haunting message, a harrowing journey. Im lester holt and this is dateline. Against all odds. Here is andrea kenny. The Sierra Nevada mountains, california, november 2012. I was so cold. I couldnt feel my feet anymore and i couldnt get warm. A f...

It. I saw her in the green room downstairs. Her name is jamie. Were looking forward to that. What . Yesterday was a day i picked for bambinos birthday because we know he was born in march, but we dont know the exact date. Okay. We have so many family, you know, birthdays in march. I picked one that somebody else didnt already have. So i just thought, all right, im going to pick march 12th. Last night sitting there in front of the fire with frank and me and bam and the doggies, i thought you know...

Sex is the allegation and poisoning. He had bank accounts. Are you accusing me of doing something to him . Determined to find a killer. How dare anybody do that to my little brother. It wasnt supposed to happen like this. A toxic mystery. An emotional trial. The jury being out long a bad thing or a good thing . 3 f2 una prueba de amor. From that time around the end of the hockey season, it didnt make sense what was happening to matt. The hockey amateur, the outdoors munt, the hunter, fisherman, ...

This is when were announcing our pop the question engagement contest winner. That contest that swept the world. It did. And we boiled it down to just three proposal videos. Okay. Yes. And there were three couples. You voted. And now it is ready for the grand prize. Theyre all waiting and were going to make the announcement, hoda. True. The winning couple is drum roll. Stephanie and her fiance jason kelly. There they are. If you remember, this is the pop the question proposal that happened in a s...