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All. A gunman is holding more than 30 hostages at a high school. Eight people have been shot, including at least four students. We can only make an appeal to the gunman. Stop. Theres been enough already. An all white jury acquitted four White Police Officers of assault in the videotaped beating of black motorist rodney king. I was scared. I was scared for my life. Across the nation, people were paying attention to this. The officers struck him with batons between 53 and 56 times. It was one of t...

And it starts with copper, the mineral copper. Theres copper in brass. Theres copper in bronze. The Statue Of Liberty is sheathed in a layer of copper. Thats about the thickness of two pennies. Pennies themselves used to be copper, but now theyre just coppercovered zinc, which sort of seems sad. It makes financial sense, because copper over time became too valuable to use in something as cheap as a penny, because most of what we use copper for now is conducting electricity. We use copper for wir...

Don lemon. Hillary clinton in las vegas where theyll go headtohead in the final debate. Live pictures youre looking at now, in true las vegas side show, of donald trump, in quiting the kenyan bornbrother of President Obama to be in the audience. Donald trumps troubles over allegations of Sexual Misconduct are far from over. People magazine reports six people have corroborated Sexual Assault claims made by one of the former writers against donald trump. Cnns Jessica Snyder joins us with more on t...

New polling tonight. Significant gains it seems for trump. What exactly is changing . It is tighter, anderson. And we should not be surprised. Remember the country weve live in the last 20 years. It should not be surprising if this race gets tight into the end. A new poll Shows Hillary clinton up just three points. When you average out the most recent National Polls we have Hillary Clinton with six points leading. Down from eight or nine just a few days ago because the new polls coming out show ...

To win and why losing for him may be uniquely hard to bear. And his drive to win a state he cannot afford to lose, florida. Jim acosta reports. Where at least i know im free reporter donald trump stepped off his plane to big cheers. Americans are going to experience another massive double digit hike. They said 25 . Forget. Up take 25 percent. It is going to be 70, 80, 90 . You have to brush up on your negotiation ability, believe me. Squl the gop nominee is seizing on his latest report on obamac...

Right. [ laughter ] and the money from last week? yep. sam kinison really took comedy to an extreme in the shouting, in some of the language, and in some of the taboo subjects that he went after. i read in the paper, they said that a group of homosexual necrophiliacs had been going around the mortuaries, offering them money to let them come in at night and spend a couple of hours undisturbed with the freshest male corpse. [ audience jeers ] thats all right for these corpses because i know these ...

And, listen, i will be cussing tonight. just so as you know. no, i will, i will. dont [bleep] "aww" me. [ laughter ] not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord "e." its possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now, dont wave your finger at me. you knew when you got here thered be cussing. the last thing comedy needs is to be polite. the world was never changed by anyone being well-behaved or well-mannered or quie...

Accept the characters saying them, and that being who they realistically were. this is the way these people really talk. he changed this low comedy into high art in a way that no one had done before. cause i remember the mother[bleep] he could make a mother[bleep] laugh at a funeral on sunday, christmas day. [ laughter ] it was about making sure that he told the truth, and he said it on several occasions, that thats what he was trying to do. [ cheers and applause ] rain: my dad would always say,...

[phone alert] good thing the new dexcom g7 can alert you before you go too low. now, thats more peace of mind with dexcom g7 my imitation of dolly parton. [ laughter ] dolly partons mother. dolly partons brother. [ laughter ] youre making fun of the brother of a celebritys testicles!

[ laughter ] i had one with a birth control pill, and i had one with a diaphragm, and then i had another one with the iud. i dont even know what happened to my iud. it never came out. [ laughter ] but i have my suspicions because that kid picks up hbo. [ laughter ] ahh! watch showtime. get the [bleep] out of my face! as guys like pryor and carlin came along and shocked you and were scatological and talked about sex, as each new stand-up comedian came along, there was less and less barriers to br...