there s an old interview question that the great barbara walters had teed up. what kind of tree would you be? for some reason, i asked martha this question. there is an old interview question. what kind of tree would you be. for some reason i asked this question. martha answered, i am the beechtree. the beach is the mother of all trees. the beechtree has a smooth skin but it s very hard and impenetrable. because i m a mother, all the other trees are underneath me. it is impenetrable. martha started planning the comeback the moment she was arrested. says she is ready for jail now. today in what was one of the more surreal conferences, she said she is ready for jail. thank you for coming here on such short notice. advertisers upset and attorneys telling her what her plans are. it is a long time to eat away at a company. the only way to reclaim my life and quality of life with certainty is to serve my sentence and surrender to authorities so i can return as soon as p
martha answered i am the beech tree. the beach is the mother of all trees. and the beech tree has a smooth skin, but it s very hard and impenetrable. and because i m the mother, then all the other trees are underneath me. it is the mother tree. and it is impenetrable. she has always believed that she can weather everything. martha started planning her comeback the moment she was arrested. [applause] today, in what was one of the more surreal news conferences we ve seen in quite some time, the homestyle maven says she is ready for jail now. - good morning, everybody. and thank you for coming here today on such short notice. for two years and seven months, she had no control. it was advertisers upset and attorneys telling her what her plans were. the government, both prosecutors and securities regulators, on her tail. that s quite a long time to really eat away at a company. - the only way to reclaim my life and the quality of life for all those related to me, with certainty n
like to point out. getting struck by lightning, the odds of that happening are low. for it to happen twice, even lower. at least he got it out of the way. and he has a story. this will get you out of any pakistan ward social situation. if somebody tells a bad joke. you just tell your lightning story. and it serves as a distraction. everybody can move on in a positive direction. brieb. brian: he only suffered burns to his hands. he was released from the hospital four days later. see if you can make heads or tails of this. i will fill in the blanks.
like to point out. getting struck by lightning, the odds of that happening are low. for it to happen twice, even lower. at least he got it out of the way. and he has a story. this will get you out of any pakistan ward social situation. if somebody tells a bad joke. you just tell your lightning story. and it serves as a distraction. everybody can move on in a positive direction. brieb. brian: he only suffered burns to his hands. he was released from the hospital four days later. see if you can make heads or tails of this. i will fill in the blanks.
like to point out. getting struck by lightning, the odds of that happening are low. for it to happen twice, even lower. at least he got it out of the way. and he has a story. this will get you out of any pakistan ward social situation. if somebody tells a bad joke. you just tell your lightning story. and it serves as a distraction. everybody can move on in a positive direction. brieb. brian: he only suffered burns to his hands. he was released from the hospital four days later. see if you can make heads or tails of this. i will fill in the blanks.