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Trevor thank you for tuning in im trevor noah thank you for coming out its exciting the fourth democratic president del bait ended just moments ago and we are coming to you live, people live right now were live dont believe me . Take a look at this newspaper. See that . Huh . Live laughter now, were going to talk about what happened in the debate, but if you watched, you know that this was not a normal debate. This thing was supersized. There were 12 candidates on stage, an alltime record, which...

No no . Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in awhile. Have two if you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life, and youve never learned any discipline at all. But maybe im just the kind of person who needs to have it all or nothing. Nah, all or nothing is easy, but learning to drink a little bit, responsibly. Thats a disaprin. Disaprin. Come from within. How did i manage to raise such a smart kid . Ive had a great teache...

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Tyler ninja blevins is joining us on the show, everybody cheers and applause bona fide superstar. Also on toots episode, sugar daddies are going to school, Bernie Sanders beats a heart attack, and donald trump is getting impeached yeah whoo thats right yeah, make noise for congressional procedures laughter lets catch up on todays off with some great news. 2020 hopeful Bernie Sanders says hes feeling good after heart surgery. The have the senator canceling several Campaign Events after the treatm...

Daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out, as always. Thank you for coming out. Wow im trevor noah. Lets do this thing. Our guest tonight is an upandcoming actor from west philadelphia, born and raised. The one and only will smith is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause so exciting. Were going to be chatting to him about his new movie. Also on tonights show, there are crazy balloons on the loose. America is now under chinese law. And roy wood jr. Find...

Hey, cartman howre you feeling . Pretty good, except i had the weirdest dream last night. Really, what about . Well, i dreamed that i was a poor vietnamese girl, and you guys made me ride a big scary bull, and then Leonardo Dicaprio gave me a spank for several hours. Hey, how did you guys won those terrence and phillip dolls . Oh, nowhere. Ha, ha, ha. Wait a minute, you guys did make me ride that bull no, cartman, that was just a dream. Bye ming lee. Thanks again. Ha, ha, ha. Son of a bitch capt...

Of the region reported and then this creature, which i dont understand, happily declares why until now since a certain goncharenko, the killer of odessa, is still alive , the essence is that any dead russian is good. This means who suffered, children suffered , so the russian city and those who are there are no longer his fellow citizens for him. Its all a stream. Volodya rogov writes that residential buildings and civil infrastructure were damaged , one person died, 11 were injured. Among them,...

A media outlets. Also coming up no safe place for children young people caught in conflict zones under attack unicef says twenty seventeen saw a shocking level of violence targeting children. Plus bad weather in london strands hundreds of passengers overnight its already shut down airports to clear snow and ice from the runways and dozens of flights are canceled. And a partridge over an artist will take a look at an animated movie called Loving Vincent it brings to life the great painter Vincent...

New hampshire decided and it was Bernie Sanders on the democratic side with a decisive win over Hillary Clinton. On the republican side, donald trump promised to deliver a win with 35 of the vote. John kasich came in second with 15 16 . Chris christie unable to take down the florida senator despite throwing punches leading up to the voting. New hampshire is just the beginning. There are 14 more primaries and caucuses to go in the next three weeks with no clear alternative to mr. Trump on the rep...

Bus and crew headed to california to meet with those in that state including a visit to middle school in san diego recognizing students tristan cooper, stella bruce and jackie power for their winning documentaries. And in California Congress woman judy chew joined friends and classmates to honor for winning documentary on Social Security called a sense of security. A special thanks to our cable a partners charter, comcast and time warner cable. And remember every week day this month be sure to w...