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I woke up and there were ten. i woke up again and like 18. it was sort of like having a household pet in a way. it was something to, i dont know, sort of take care of. even though theyre just ants. it may be a little off but it is something to preoccupy yourself and stay positive about. youre like, what am i going to do today? i have to feed my damn ants. some prisons have like a cat program. i see cats walking all over the place and some places have dog programs. apparently cell number 14 is an...

Iraq, insurgencies started against the u.s. forces. homegrown insurgencies. iraqis fighting against us and then foreigners that came into iraq to fight against the u.s. ieds were used. improvised explosive devices were used against our forces. men were being killed. men were being maimed. civilians were being killed and maimed by these ieds. >> insurgents use innocuous household items to make improvised explosive devices, or ieds. number on the cell phones, its activating and the ied goes off. >...

>> i think its the betrayal that gets me. like, how dare you? >> a sensitive time because we were launching a war. our boys and girls in uniform are going to die because she stabbed them in the back. ♪

Get up! get up! >> after the first invasion in iraq, insurgencies started against the u.s. forces. homegrown insurgency. iraqis fighting against us and foreigners that came into iraq to fight against the u.s. ieds were used. improvised explosive devices were used against our forces. men were being killed, maimed. civilians were being killed and maimed by these ieds. >> insurgents use inocuous household items to make improvised explosive items or ieds. >> whenever youre dialing this number on the...

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It is a thing of beauty, isnt it? >> hector: lets see if it is like my mothers. i -- >> anthony: oh, thats a high standard. >> hector: i suppose it is not. >> anthony: i was just in miraflores yesterday. >> hector: yes. >> anthony: what economy there was, was an entirely drug-based economy. i mean, now the drugs are gone, there is no economy. its a ghost town. its a military -- and people sitting there staring into space waiting for the beer to arrive, best i can understand. tell me something ho...

>> bel: theres a lot of pepper, huh? >> anthony: oh yeah. good pepper. nice and spicy. i cant feel my legs. is that a bad thing? bel is an artist after all. a very famous one. so he knows about neurotoxins. he comes from a long tradition of artists who have found inspiration in bahia. is there something about salvador do you think that is conducive to an artistic sensibility? i mean, theres so much color here, and music, and -- >> bel: lights. the light here is beautiful. >> anthony: the light i...

>> anthony: i dont like piña coladas, but i like walking in the rain. i like wandering through markets as much as the next guy, but what i really like are neurotoxins. in japan they call it fugu. yeah, yeah, yeah. its eyes, ovaries and internal organs that are just packed full of varying amounts of toxins. and some hysterical ninnies will tell you that the tetrodotoxin present in the blowfish is 1,200 times more potent than cyanide. and theyll tell you how if its consumed, you remain conscious ...