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You can eat like one bag a day. >> somebody will want a bag of shabangs so ill give to it them. this costs two bucks. they give me back four bucks. so two more bags of this and thats how i keep buying phone cards and thats how you do it. you got to find the hustle when youre in here. got to. >> everybody try it. >> the one and only time i tried a shebang potato chip, frankly, i was pretty hungry so anything would have tasted good. it was a tasty potato chip. im not sure i would rate it far above...

Two years earlier, stephen a. douglas. >> stephen a. douglas is the little giant. hes a man of physically short stature but titanic ambition, and douglas desperately wishes to be president of the united states. >> but lincoln has the advantage. after an angry convention in charleston, south carolina, douglas democratic party has split down the middle over slavery. >> the news that the democratic party had split was an enormous boon to the republican party and to lincoln because now they faced a ...

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Earlier. well be right back with more live from brooklyn bridge park. stay with us. youre watching msnbc, the place for politics. thank you for dining with us. hope to see you again soon. whoa, whoa, i got this. just gotta get the check. almost there. i cant reach it. if you have alligator arms, you avoid picking up the check. what? its what you do. i got this. thanks, dennis! if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. growwwlph. its what you do. oh that i...