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May 15, 2014
She is a true feminist because she says, if a girl hits you, you can hit a girl. she doesnt give a damn what people think. out of that group, i love that whoopi. >> can i just say you ridiculed the ladies of "the view." you completely devolved it into a mess of testosterone and violence. sexual innuendo. next on "the five," an emotional day in new york city where a ceremony was held to open the 9/11 newseum in manhattan. a lot of events but one in particular we want you to see. dont go away. a...
May 15, 2014
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May 15, 2014
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May 15, 2014
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May 14, 2014
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May 14, 2014
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May 14, 2014
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May 14, 2014
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May 14, 2014
(man vo) i may not know where the road will lead, but... im sure my subaru will get me there. (announcer) love. its what makes a subaru, a subaru. beautiful day in baltimore where most people probably know that geico could save them money on car insurance, right? you see the thing is geico, well, could help them save on boat insurance too. hey! okay...im ready to come in now. hello? im trying my best. seriously, im...im serious. request to come ashore. geico. saving people money on more than jus...
May 14, 2014
Sfx: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering sfx: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering so, im walking down the street, sfx: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering just you know walking, sfx: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering and i found myself in the middle of this parade honoring americas troops. which is actually quite fitting because geico has been serving the military for over 75 years. aawh no, look, i know this is about the troops and not about me. right, but i dont l...