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December 28, 2009
Thanks so much. before we move on, news you can use, the next time youre aboard an airline flight, you may see extra pat downs at security checkpoints and for your final hour in the air you wont be allowed to keep items in your lap and youll have to stay in your seat. changes will vary depending on your airport and the flight youre taking. whats your new years resolution? maybe it ought to be to fire your credit card company interested in lower interest rates. thought so. ♪ i pledge allegian...
December 28, 2009
>> i can say thank you this way. and in the bike shop, thats bamboo. more importantly, its the solution to a problem. >> were not just giving them fish. were teaching them how to fish. >> when "giving in focus" comes back. lets say we crashed. whoops, you lost your phone and youre disoriented. im not disoriented. now you are. onstar automatic crash response can call to see if youre ok. onstar emergency. is everything ok howie? you dont answer, they can automatically send help to your exact loc...
December 28, 2009
(hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
December 28, 2009
Gecko: whats going on, sir? boss: were slammed. tons of people interested in all the money they could be saving by switching to geico.. gecko: yeah, course. boss: boy, did we miss you last week. that temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
December 28, 2009
Thats coming up as fox reports returns. boss:hey, glad i caught you. i was on my way to present ideas about all the discounts were offering. ive got some catchphrases thatll make these savings even more memorable. gecko: all right... gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catchi...
December 28, 2009
You have hard comments. >> it was an unnecessary thing to take a shot of a health and fitness profile many months ago and put it on the cover of news week magazine it doesnt amount to a hill of beans when there are many things that are going wrong something is going right but something is going wrong that people want to hear about it talk about it. the american people are tiring of the tabloidzation of some people like me and they want to get to the issues. >> when we come back governor palin ta...
December 28, 2009
My joints ache so bad, i wake up in pain every day. i want to know why. i want to know why my hair is falling out. how did this happen? how did this happen? a little pain in my knee. thats how it started. thats how it started, this rash on my face. now its like my body is attacking me. i want answers. announcer: when you dont have the right answers, it may be time to ask your doctor the right question. could i have lupus?
December 28, 2009
That temp wasnt working out at all. exec: took me all morning but i got those quarterly figures for ... you. (hissing noise, gulping) gecko: aw, he ate all my mints. anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
December 27, 2009
Youre not just powering a toy. youre powering a smile. duracell. trusted everywhere. to start losing essential nutrients? not long. in fact, green beans lose half their vitamin c in a week. thats why green giant freezes them within 8 hours to lock in nutrients. ho ho ho green giant
December 27, 2009
Protesters have turned public gatherings into rallies against iranian president mahmoud ahmadinejad. those are your top stories on "state of the union." come ug coming up, howard kurtz looks at president obamas first year in office. gecko: good driver discounts. now thats the stuff...? boss: how bout this? gecko: ...theyre the bees knees? boss: or this? gecko: sir, how bout just "fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance." boss: ha, yeah, good luck with that catchin...