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You can tell people about geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me. gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh dear. vo: geico. fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. [heavy...

. deep in west texas, one oil rig is in a battle with itself. >> get ready to work. >> we dont work at banks. >> [ bleep ] at me! >> we dont work at the mall. i mean, we work in a living hell. >> look out. >> pain and exhaustion as they do the impossible. now the pressure is building. and theyll keep on fighting. just for a taste.

Gecko: oh dear. vo: geico. fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. [heavy rock music plays] youve got some pretty important reasons to eat better. so now 23 campbells chunky soups have 100% lean meat and a full serving of vegetables. a mans gotta eat. he just wants to eat better. campbells chunky. (pouring rain) i had a great time. me too. you know, i just got out of a bad relatio... its okay. thanks. goodnight. goodnight. (door crashes in alarm sounds) get out! (phone rings...

In this class on chaos, everyone graduates with honors... and on their diplomas, it will graduates with honors... and on their diplomas, it will read "students gone wild." deep in west texas, one oil rig is in a battle with itself. >> get ready to work. >> we dont work at banks. >> [ bleep ] at me! >> we dont work at the mall. i mean, we work in a living hell. >> look out. >> pain and exhaustion as they do the impossible. now the pressure is building.

Gecko vo: geicos the car insurance company in the nation. but, its not like were kicking back, now, havin a cuppa tea. gecko vo: takes lots of sweat to become that big. gecko vo: course, geckos dont literally sweat... its just not our thing... gecko vo: ...but i do work hard, mind you. gecko vo: first rule of "hard work equals success." gecko vo: thats why geico is consistently rated excellent or better in terms of financial strength.

Gecko: uh, you wanted to see me sir? boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people about geico - great claims service and a 97% customer satisfaction rate. show people really trust us. gecko: yeah right, that makes sense. boss: trust is key when talking about geico. you gotta feel it. why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me. gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh dear....

(man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent.

Ziploc evolve. better for the environment. still ziploc fresh. all at no extra cost. designed with you in mind. s.c. johnson. a family company. could save em hundreds on car just telinsurance.e geico its actually doing it. gecko vo: businessmen say "hard work equals success." well, youre looking at, arguably, the worlds most successful businessgecko. gecko vo: first rule of "hard work equals success." gecko vo: thats why geico is consistently rated excellent or better in terms of financial stren...

[screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent. boss: come on in, i had some other things you can tell people about geico -

[screeching] [dejectedly] oh. [screeching] [barks] (man) if you think about it, this is what makes the ladders different from other job-search sites. [screeching] we only work with the big talent. [all coughing] welcome to the ladders-- a premium job site for only $100k-plus jobs and only $100k-plus talent.