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On motorcycle insurance, rv, camper, boat insurance. nice work, everyone. exec: well, its easy for him. hes a cute little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny you should ask. cause actually, im from - anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save...

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Exec: well, its easy for him. hes a cute little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny you should ask. cause actually, im from - anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. welcome back. we want to ...

Girl watched. the suspect is a white man, the mother is black, the feds are investigating and she joins me live. >> punched me and kick on me and he called me vulgar names. called me a racial slur and then, you know, curse words. been true since the day i made my first dollar. where is that dollar? i got it out to show you... uhh... was it rather old and wrinkly? yeah, you saw it? umm fancy a crisp? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

Exec: well, its easy for him. hes a cute little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny you should ask. cause actually, im from - anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.