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August 23, 2009
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August 23, 2009
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August 23, 2009
And twitter. and i want to hear from you. if you have -- if storm chasing or tracking websites that youve really liked that have helped you and given you helpful information when a storm is headed to your area, let us know, we want to share it with you. well keep an eye on that. >> thanks so much. >> thanks a lot. a lot about the protests and the politics over the past few weeks. more weekend town hall meetings. so is it working? >> next time people shouldnt vote for him if this is how hes g...
August 23, 2009
Your way at the top of the hour. and this story, we want you to weigh in on it. its quite interesting for some, shocking even. a severe punishment for a muslim woman caught drinking beer. shes going to be caned. well give you more details on that after the break. also, when you deliver ballots on donkeys, its going the take a minute to get the answers and the results of a presidential election. thats exactly whats happening in afghanistan. w thank you, sir. boss: but i think there are a few ...
August 23, 2009
Why dont you and i practice that with a little exercise where i fall backwards and you catch me. gecko: uh no sir, honestly... uh...i dont think...uh... boss: no, no. we can do this. gecko: oh dear. vo: geico. fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. kelly saunders nature valley. ♪ the place that inspires her to go faster... ♪ and slower. ♪ elk mountains, colorado. wheres yours? 100% natural nature valley granola bars. the taste nature intended.
August 23, 2009
That created a new problem. >> consequently they form alliances with existing mexican cartels. >> his nickname is short at this but those staring down the barrel of his gun, he is anything but small. thththththththth boss: so youve been doing a nice job out there helping people save money on car insurance. gecko: aw thank you, sir. boss: but i think there are a few other things you can say about what a reliable company geico is. gecko: right. uh, well maybe how geicos the third-largest car insur...
August 23, 2009
Garcia and another person. in a state prison in abilene, he stepped down with our war stories producer for an interview. he described the life of crime that began at 13 and ended behind bars. born in houston to a father in construction and mother that as a hairstylist. he had a good life. they moved to laredo and settled into a neighborhood near the riogrande, yards from mexico. he refused to talk about his criminal career in america but did offer rare insight into the mexican cartel that seduce...
August 22, 2009
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August 22, 2009
100% natural nature valley granola bars. could save em hundreds on car just telinsurance.e geico its actually doing it. gecko vo: businessmen say "hard work equals success." well, youre looking at, arguably, the worlds most successful businessgecko. gecko vo: first rule of "hard work equals success." gecko vo: thats why geico is consistently rated excellent or better in terms of financial strength. gecko vo: second rule: "dont steal a coworkers egg salad, specially if its marked "the gecko." com...
August 22, 2009
The history channel show just choked a trip down there to check out the animal. one expert thinks that the animal is a wayward seal. another thinks that it is a manatee. in the end, no one knows. quit honking horns, traffic noise can be ruining the sex life of frogs. apparently, it is very important for a male frog to have a strong energetic croak moved to attract females. there currently drowned out by city noise. this has led to less breeding success. you get the picture. time to move out of t...