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Gecko vo: first rule of "hard work equals success." gecko vo: thats why geico is consistently rated excellent or better in terms of financial strength. gecko vo: second rule: "dont steal a coworkers egg salad, specially if its marked "the gecko." come on people. frosted shredded wheat! yeah, but im throwing it away. why? you seem to really like it. i do. my wife wants me to. she says there cant be any fiber in it. (mr. mehta) its got a third of a days worth of fiber. it tastes way too good to ha...

Was recently promoted to full professor with the deans support. in no way was retaliation taken against professor stewart nor the student as a result of the complaint. but she says shes seeking justice. she finds comfort in family, colleagues and student support. >> we love you and are behind you. >> someone told me she decided to leave georgia state. new development on iran to tell you about this morning. well check on things. >> good morning. we have some news. critical statement by an agenc...

Theres that mr. clean magic eraser thing again. clean freak. [ bottle #2 ] whoa... is he better than us? uh, i mean, i mean i feel like it took you like three times longer to do whatever he did... dude, dude, hes got...these -- like -- microscrubbers... yeah, i guess... magic man. hes a magic man. what? i just want to be squeezed. [ male announcer ] remove three times more grime per swipe and get this unbeatable clean guaranteed or your money back with the mr. clean magic eraser. ok. oomph. im a...

Theres no fiber in this. tastes too good. there is fiber. [ chuckle ] no. i cant taste the fiber in this chocolate. they have 35% of your daily value. hmm. oh, samples. hmm. autobahn. wackenschdol. fiber one chewy bars. cardboard no. delicious yes. water, we take our showers with it. we make our coffee with it. but we rarely tap its true potential and just let it be itself. flowing freely into clean lakes, clear streams and along more fresh water coast line than any other state in the country. c...

Been true since the day i made my first dollar. where is that dollar? i got it out to show you... uhh... was it rather old and wrinkly? yeah, you saw it? umm fancy a crisp? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. we make meeting times, lunch times and conference times. but what wed rather be making are tee times. tee times are the official start of what we love to do. the time for shots wed rather forget, and the ones well talk about forever. in michigan l...

Could save em hundreds on car insurance. its actually doing it. gecko vo: businessmen say "hard work equals success." well, youre looking at, arguably, the worlds most successful businessgecko. gecko vo: first rule of "hard work equals success." gecko vo: thats why geico is consistently rated excellent or better in terms of financial strength. gecko vo: second rule: "dont steal a coworkers egg salad, specially if its marked "the gecko." come on people.

d i better get out of here. hooey. [grunts] ahh, ok. oomph. im a mommy. all: mamma! i love kids! im responsible, loving, nurturing. just dont break anything! ahhh! yea whooo! play nice! no no no no no! dont touch that. ahhh! arent you going to do something? i could use a little compassion. stop, stop, stop! ahhhhh! whoa! being a parents a lot of work, wheres mommy?

And who doesnt want value for their dollar? been true since the day i made my first dollar. where is that dollar? i got it out to show you... uhh... was it rather old and wrinkly? yeah, you saw it? umm fancy a crisp? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

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[ laughter ] [ applause ] . greg: anyway! i dont want it anymore, i dont want it. i dont want your pity clapping! [laughter]. greg: so what if donald trump drinks 12 cans of diet coke a day. the people mocking him binge watch grays anatomy which is far worse for your health. 12 cans is achievement, carbonated version of a marathon. and he does it daily. diet coke is the nectar of the gods. i dont just drink it. i feed it to my parakeets. >> oh! [laughter]. greg: i love it. not my lizard. my liza...