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Re-nuked. and re-baked. and when leftovers are done... theres always stuff left over. new dawn platinum power clean calls dibs on those. it powers through tough, dried-on messes in seconds. even 48 hour stuck-on food. so go ahead, triple that recipe! a drop of dawn and grease is gone. how do you make obamas eyes light up? shine a flashlight in his ears. thats pretty good. somebody send obama some life hacks on how to be a good president. ha ha. like i bet that would help lol. you know the lol ...

Thats pretty good. somebody send obama some life hacks on how to be a good president. ha-ha, like i bet that would help lol. the lol is redundant when you have the ha-ha. im all right with the with wearing jeans. im not all right with the president wearing those jeans. >> can i just say something? i dont think theres anything wrong with the jeans you wear. >> jimmy, i think theyve got a point. have you been working out? >> uh-uh. coming up at the top of the hour -- he did good. that was funny....

>> a 30 rack of coors light is $23 now at sun stop. thanks, obama. somebody send obama some life hacks on how to be a good president. ha ha. like i bet that would help. lol. you know the lols redundant when you have the ha ha. >> the president shared in the laughs, and talk about some real serious issues too, like ferguson and student loans. the white house doesnt wait to -- they dont wait around to see if their message sticks. they go out and they talk to people where they are. bill clinton pla...

Light up. shine a flashlight in his ears. thats pretty good. somebody send obama some life hacks on how to be a good president. ha ha like i bet that would help. lol. the lol is redundant when you have the ha ha. im all right with the president wearing jeans but not all right with the president wearing those jeans. >> can i just say something? i think thats mean and i dont think theres anything wrong with the jeans you wear. >> jimmy, i think they have a point.

Clinton at the u.n. congress mab congressman, thank you for being with me. >> and frances rivera is following social media. twitter and facebook. >> strong reactions are out there to the controversy and sending almost 500 tweets an hour. they are sharing names from this famous picture of clinton on a military plane. look at this one. this one has her typing. lol, yes, this is my private e-mail. i think someone thinks that is funny. and some show that she may be hiding something. and some are tir...

Is this an english speaking country? >> i am not qualified to talk about it. i really dont quite frankly. >> if you dont force children to learn english in the school system. and getting a decent education in public schools now is impossible. if you spread it out too much it will never happen. >> it is almost like helping them and pan doring -- upon -- pandering to them. they come out and they are worse off. >> all kids are texting and they think silence is golding. teach the class in group text...

>> hoarks, >> oh. i have only gotten caw -- canollis. >> andy? thoughts? >> i agree you shouldnt break up via text. it is too hard to get sarcasm. he might have been kidding. he might have been saying, hey, i guess you get a parting ring. but there is no way to tell. >> there will never be. >> you need an lol at the end. or a creepy winker. >> i am leaving you, lol and then you can keep the ring and lol. >> im leaving you, jk, and then the next one, not. >> jk, not. >> sorry, not sorry. >> usual...

Get a date with a former miss new york? lol, dont even bother try, nerd. would you buy a house where a famous murder took place? better question, would you buy a house where a famous murder didnt take place? i guess thats not a better question.

The president tries to move his job agenda in a critical job speech at the white house. and michelle obama moves down to miami to celebrate a big anniversary. weve got it covered. >> to be a fly on the oval wall of the house office. house speaker john boehner pays a personal visit to president obama. to raise the minimum wage and pass the immigration reform. just kidding. >> lol, abbey, its nothing but laughs on the spin because late night was polarizing. from "snl" to seths first showing, amy...

>> she said change the channel, excla makes point, l-o-l. >> thats cool. she is very kol. i did get a chance to interview her before. the whole scandal. same thing. you and i both have a little, i guess, brush with snl fame. that with a co-host, the guest co-host, kerry washington with you. mia actually played me one night. if only i could get to be a guest comedian or something on snl. >> i fell asleep right after they played one of our former colleagues, thomas robert. and saw i saw that and s...