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Speaking of drugs. drugs come with a -- with a harsher punishment buying drugs than buying a human being. >> obviously youve worked very successfully on this together and passionately, an youve worked hard on the marriage. weve already discussed that and twitter. i suppose the obvious gap in all this, in these joint ventures is what youre supposed to be, you two, which is movie stars. >> were trying to fit that in a little bit. >> will you remake "indecent proposal?" you can play the -- >> im no...

>> obviously youve worked very successfully on this together and passionately, an youve worked hard on the marriage. weve already discussed that and twitter. i suppose the obvious gap in all this, in these joint ventures is what youre supposed to be, you two, which is movie stars. >> were trying to fit that in a little bit. >> will you remake "indecent proposal?" you can play the -- >> im not playing woody. im not playing woody. >> now what are you up to movie-wise? >> i just finished a movie ca...

With a harsher punishment. buying drugs than buying a human being. >> youve worked hard on the marriage, weve already discussed that, and twitter. the obvious gap in all this, in these joint ventures is what youre supposed to be, you two, which is movie stars. >> were trying to fit that in a little bit. >> what are you up to movie wise? >> i just finished a movie called "new years eve" and now im finishing this campaign and im going to go hunt for work. >> and i have "lol" that i did with miley ...

>> youve worked hard on the marriage, weve already discussed that, and twitter. the obvious gap in all this, in these joint ventures is what youre supposed to be, you two, which is movie stars. >> were trying to fit that in a little bit. >> what are you up to movie wise? >> i just finished a movie called "new years eve" and now im finishing this campaign and im going to go hunt for work. >> and i have "lol" that i did with miley cyrus and "margin call." thats about the crash, financial crisis. a...

John school. speaking of drugs, drugs come with a harsher punishment. buying drugs than buying a human being. >> youve worked hard on the marriage, weve already discussed that, and twitter. the obvious gap in all this, in these joint ventures is what youre supposed to be, you two, which is movie stars. >> were trying to fit that in a little bit. >> what are you up to movie wise? >> i just finished a movie called "new years eve" and now im finishing this campaign and im going to go hunt for work....

Company, pays less in taxes the rest of us. nothing, in fact. >> but nbc, which is partly owned by general electric, looked the other way. i will let jon stewart pick up the narrative. >> of course ge still has some workers in america. like "nbc nightly news." the night this story broke they were probably all over it like -- nothing, they didnt -- they didnt report at all ge -- no. well, to be fair, libya, japanese radiation, an awful lot going on in the world. i imagine their friday night newsc...

Reform is unpopular, what he means is health reform is popular. hash tag, omg, lol. at the anniversary of the signing of the health reform act, your opponents tried to kill you about making up things about death panels and muslims exempt from health reform and all the rest. the opponents are celebrating your birthday by making up all sorts of stuff about you all over again. that is a great occasion to bring back our beloved controversial poorly animated segment that we call debunktion junction. ...

Hash tag omg, lol. at the anniversary of the signing of the health reform act, your opponents tried to kill you about making up things about death panels and muslims exempt from health reform and all the rest. the opponents are celebrating your birthday by making up all sorts of stuff about you all over again. that is a great occasion to bring back our beloved controversial poorly animated segment that we call debunktion junction. >> this year insurance companies will never be able to drop peopl...

>> there you go. >> basically saying my husband would rather watch fox news than be intimate with me. keep in mind, hes now engaged to his 29-year-old sweetheart kayte walsh. in terms of the settlement, the reports are that camille was initially offered $30 million, and she said thats not enough. i want 50. because the two of them didnt have a prenup. according to her, the soon to be wife also does not have a prenup. >> he lost $50 million to her. i dont understand why he would want a prenup. >>...

>> by the way, you know who did that, the first tweet was ronald reagan. that was a tweet with an lol. >> he was way ahead of his time. >> but he didnt say lol back then. >> no. >> but then he lavered his ass off. >> nobody laughed back then. >> it was pre oprah and everybody kept their emotions in check. and lastly on this france raising the retirement age, this is not going to happen until 28 teen, and greg corrected you say 8 years and it was wrong, no he is right. i was trying to say 2018. a...