hey, here, music here. let s oh. wow. who that? how does amazing. leich i smoke. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guest. .you may recognize him from his feature, an average white guy magazine co-host of fox and friends, first time pyro as former mistress. she comes freshly squeezed in ortega s show. it turns out that morgan ortega ,it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. a new york times best selling author. right. but didn t get that tip. and that great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times author, comedian and demi paris. all right, john, before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers and if g they hurt me, that s leftovers where i read the jokes news this week. and as always, it s my week. fit time reading them, so they . we ll put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them intom into hot dogs. so here we go.fi oh, fingers crossed. during a house committeettee spe speech, democratic congresswoman p
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this right. a scrutinized society is a safer society? yes. in the name of all that is holy, stop calling yourself a libertarian. the government recently announced they had the ability to assassinate its citizens. are you being to sound like info wars. you sound like sheep. oh the government can watch me. if you are not doing anything wrong, who cares? that is unbelievable. this is absolutely amazing. i don t want the government watching me. i do a lot of dark, devious things. that is the most honest thing. i don t want everybody seeing it. and sherrod, that is an excellent poimt. this has nothing to do with if you are doing something illegal. you could do something people consider unethical, but you don t, but they are not illegal, but the government is