this is police chief greg suhr, only hoping you can hear my voice. it is critical that you call me right now. we have a damsel in distress. but that s just the beginning, batman, just the type of the iceberg the you have to call me it is urgent. please, caped crusader, we need you. and bring the batkid. and he wasn t kidding. miles in costume got to ride in a batmobile, he helped rescue a woman tied to a bomb on the cable car tracks, he foiled a bank robbery resulting in the arrest of the riddler, oh, yeah. but his work was still not done. while miles was eating lunch, crowds of volunteers called on him to rescue the san francisco giants mascot, lou seal, who had been kidnapped by the penguin. miles heard the call, freed the seal, and yes yes, helped nab the penguin. resulting in the most awesome fake document.
had been kidnapped by the penguin. miles, heard the call, freed the seal. yes, helped nab the penguin. resulting in the most awesome fake document. then for his super heroism. miles was awarded the key to the city. he also got congratulations from the white house. president obama, even vined him his presidential thanks. way to go, miles, way to save gotham. way to go, miles, way to save gotham. basically the city of san francisco went nuts today. so did everybody who could not be there in person, but who cheered it all on, online. here is why this is the best new thing in the world today aside from the first and most obvious reason which its that a kid who has had to fight for his life is get something he really wanted. another reason, this is great, is that truth is when people are faced with awful things, the specter of awful things including sickness and death,