COM The Colbert Report December 1, 2012
Soviet union. Stephen we were going to nuke the moon and we didnt laughter this is earthshattering news. When it should have been moon shattering news. Clearly this, this moment is when america stepped back from greatness. Oh, lets see, whats the best way to send the rescu rescue russ keyes a message. A tense u. S. Security council meeting, no, you light up the goddamn moon way nuclear haloso bright kruschev can read pravda at midnight. cheers and applause stephen oh, and what milk toast nancy p...
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