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Because Ted Cruz is the Rat King

Hes not that into it

The Luv Doc thinks this reader might have a malfunctioning amygdala

A message from one of Bill Gates roughly 1.18 billion involuntary stenographers

Dear Luv Doc, I just read your poop column and it got me thinking of a girl I dated in the not-so-distant past. She didnt drop poop in my garbage, but she did drop a full plastic bag from her cat box in my recycle bin that had been sitting in her car trunk for God knows how long. By the time I noticed the litter and moved it to my trash bin it was a maggot-infested mess and my bins for months smelled like one of those trailer homes where the crazy cat-lady keeps all the strays from her neighbor...