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Saint peter and saint nicholas. By my hussar and my caisson, i have come to collect the taxes. [music] which one of you is the oldest . I am. Whats your name . Stanislas leczinkski. Well then, horn strumper, listen carefully or these gentlemen will extrude your neroe. Hey, listen will you . But your excellency hasnt said anything yet. Ive been standing here for an hour. Do you think i came here just to amuse myself with the echo of my own voice . No thought could be further from my mind, sire. Well, then, i have come to tell you, order you, and inform you that you are to produce and display your ready cash immediately, or youll all be massacred. Come on in. Phynancial gentlemen. Santa claus, wheel in the phynancial wheelbarrow. Mercy, lord ubu, have pity on us. Were poor simple people. I couldnt care less. Pay up. But we cant. Weve already paid. Fork out, or ill give you the works, good and proper, torture, twisting of the neck and decapcapcapcap capitation. Horn strumper, am i or am i

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