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nato will not be decided and we will not tire. ukraine will never be a victory for russia. one year after the bams began to fall, russian tanks rolled in to ukraine. ukraine is still independent and free. >> greg: oh, man. bidens foreign trip isnt sitting well with the mayor of east palestine. >> that was the biggest slap in the face. that tells you right now he doesnt care about us. he can send every agency he wants to. i found that out this morning one of the briefings that he was in...

for too long marijuana possession has been used as a weapon against underserved community. >> whenever you look at the challenge that we face with crime in our society, it is the wrong signal, 30 days before the election. >> the pardons are about marijuana. expunging criminal records for people out of jail. no one is left serving time in federal prison solely for marijuana possession right now. but this is also about much more than marijuana. as some critics did seed on old tropes that...

under god shall have a new berth of freedom and the government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not perish from this earth. as we meet here tonight that remains our greatest and most important task. >> todd: cheney. the power of the endorsement by the former president 182 trump-backed candidates declaring victory. >> carley: in alaska, murkowski voted to convict president trump last year is one of the top four candidates advancing to general election alongside kell...

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In light of Mark Gurman’s latest report in Bloomberg, I’ve made this Mad Lib about Apple’s long-suffering non-existent car project. Enjoy.

The "Oh That's Not" TikTok trend takes Kelly Osbourne's viral fail from 2015, and repurposes it into a hilarious new meme.

In this narrative medicine essay, an oncologist ruminates over a chemotherapy consent form about the goals of therapy for a young adult whose body is filled wit

After his major acting roles, Benny Safdie is going solo with Showtime's 'The Curse' and the Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson movie 'The Smashing Machine.'

Frantic and a bit sweaty, he arrives at Westside Restaurant 40 minutes past our 10 a.m. breakfast, and just five minutes after I email his publicist, “Did…

How did the strikes affect the upcoming year of movies? Let's preview the movies for 2024 and see what is coming to theaters.