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Something really unusual, and im going to invite you to attend one of Donald Trumps rallies. Theres no need to feel down i said, young man really interesting thing to watch. Women, i wont be following you around to the hospitals, monitoring. What you will also notice is people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom. By the way, her crowds are zero. Her crowds, she has no crowds. Ill tell you, The One thing you will not hear him talk about is you. Theyre taking the geese. Y...

Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets ...

But first, lets welcome tonights guests. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. Comedian david o. Back can we go back to angelo real quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup. All right. Shes such a makeu. They put her on philly cheesesteak. Fox business anchoy cheer Lauren Simonetti has published opinions terrified that minions Fox News Contributor truly are. And finally shes like Barbie Small Blond and as fake hair cut. Fox news contributor kat timpf. All r...

Choice. If we lose the election, were not going to have a countrause w y. Donald trump wins votes. Whats wrong with you people . Mye time has now come to suspend my campaign. The superpaig tuesday scramb. Rfk jr is here. You a no, just going to pretend that it wasnt over and over again. Itits oh man. Whats g whats going on with the left . The man who Beat Biden Laster night is here to tell us, hey, prime times reading the new spending bill. L, even did senators have earmarks . Plus, what would t...

Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets ...

No, he was making fun of himself there. You have to wonder if the former president is feeling the heat. I expected him to sing myway and with the scarves wipe the sweat off his face and its hard for me to as Special Counsel jack smith turns up the temperature in federal court, amid the back and forth over the protective order in that case. Theres new reporting this morning do you think hes well . No. Im just saying, him sweating that much. Do you think hes in a million different ways, i dont thi...

United states has been arraigned on fell analyst charges. This time for alleged crimes against democracy itself. After pleading not guilty, im told he was in a sour and dejected mood. This is a very sad day for america. This is the biden plolitical law fair. This is election interference at its finest. It feels like a great vindication of the rule of law. They turn. Very concerned about the charges and privately hes been really frustrated. What it means for his legacy. This is going to be a thre...

joe concham li could welcome to the big weekend show. big story.g we >> articles of impeachment revealed against homeland t security secretary alejandroachm mayorkas.ag >> border is closed.rkas the border is secure. >> it my familiar that the border is secure. >> you think its a crisis now. >> it is a challenge. >> that insistence is one reason the house argues that mayorkas is putting the country at risk.orka lucas is here to break down c the tworo articles. >> republican member of ho...

investigators. the death toll rising overnight after a russian missile strike on kramatorsk. and another hot and hazy day ahead, millions of people under heat or air quality alerts. welcome to our viewers in the united states and around the world. we begin with new developments in the donald trump efforts to overturn the 2020 election. later today jack smiths team will speak to georgia secretary of state brad raffensperger as part of their january 6 investigation. you may remember ...

its another way of saying restore the american dream. i didnt come up with the name. i really didnt. i claim it. >> judge jeanine: the president trying to sell americans on biden-omics but they are not buying it. most people feel the economies in horrible shape as their wallets get socked by high inflation and soaring interest rates. its why no one for 48% of americans say that joe bidens policies are hurting their family. but never mind that, his delusional white house thinks biden-om...