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Maybe she was kidnapped. The stories did not stop, did they . No. We were getting information that they were cuddling. We have to figure out, does he have any motive to want to harm her . I see her side, right at the exit of the trail. The word help was etched into the ground. Two shovels that had what appeared to be blood on them. That just did it for me. I cant even think about how scared she was. [crying] a mothers worst nightmare. There are no signs to get there, just follow the rough, sandy...

the comments that were made by that prosecutor gratuitous, inaccurate and inappropriate, the way that the presidents demeanor in that report was characterized could not be more wrong on the facts and clearlyt. politically motivated. gratuitous. >> kamala harris rushing to thef defense of her boss after he got called a doddering man ns made a swiss cheese by the special counsel. the white house doing some serious damage controlmadeo after the president melted down in front of the entire...

there was another saying that she was with her mom. >> maybe she was abducted, maybe she was kidnapped. >> the stories did not stop, did? they >> now. >> we were getting information that they were cuddling. >> we have to figure out, does he have any motive to want to harm her? >> i see her side, right at the exit of the trail. the word help was etched into the ground. >> two shovels that had what appeared to be blood on them. >> that just did it for me. >> i cant even think about how s...

right. thank you. than k you. >> thank you.than thank you. so its crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audienceof ameri . happy >> happy thursday. so are the younguns about to sot to that drooling old coot? in a new fox, donald trump is crushing joe biden, 51 to 44 among voters under the age of 30, a group joe won by 25 points in 2020. i know truwon bye. its early yet. then again, when you consider joes age, i dontgain, wh think anything could be too early. >> lets just sae...

they announced they are launching a disinformation reporting team featuring journalists whose expertise apparently is fake news. that mustve been been hard to find. every journalist these days as an expert on fake news. like seeing a french bulldog is a expert on farting. thats all they do. something about their flat faces. good to see mpr realizing the necessity of policing fake news like a drug addict checking himself into rehab admitting you have a problem. npr is the first step, so...

See you back here on monday. Jose diazbalart picks up our coverage right now. Good morning. It is 11 00 a. M. Eastern, 8 00 a. M. Pacific, im jose diazbalart. Right now, fear and mourning in lewiston, maine, where residents continue to Shelter In Place as the intense manhunt for a mass shooter stretches into a third day. This as we begin to learn more about the 18 People Killed in the attacks. Breaking overnight, the u. S. Launching air strikes in iranianlinked targets in syria. Military Officia...

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i will be joined by marshall warfield, known as roz on night court. so much more along with that. she weighs in on the role of the lgbtq+ community in making us laugh as part of a new documentary called outstanding. i am charge -- charles coleman junior. we have a lot to talk about. this is the sunday show. good evening. donald trump seems to make a lot of assumptions about the black community and among them being we love sneakers and sympathizers to convicted felons. perhaps his bol...

seeded states are now free. >> confederates respond saying, okay, fine, if we see black men carrying weapons against us, we will consider that the norths slave rebellion. >> that moment it becomes a war to abolish slavery. >> and there occurs the greatest battle of the war at getties berg on july 1st, 2nd and 3 in 1963. >> pennsylvania is as far as the north confederate army has ever gotten. if the union lost here, it cleared the way for lee to continue marching into new york. they cou...

seceded states are now free. >> confederates respond saying, okay, fine, if we see black men carrying weapons against us, we will consider that as a symbol of the norths complicit in slave rebellion. >> at that moment, the war becomes a war to abolish slavery. >> there occurs the greatest battle of the war at gettysburg on july 1st, 2nd and 3rd, 1863. >> pennsylvania is as far north as the confederate army has ever gotten. if the union lost here, it cleared the way for lee to continue ...