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Police say the unidentified 17-year-old was trying to change platforms. he was arrested and convicted of stopping a train in motion without a reasonable excuse. coming up, a dad decides hes too drunk to drive. >> im drunk. >> and tells his 9-year-old daughter to get behind the wheel. good job! still running in the morning? yeah. getting your vegetables every day? when i can. [ bop ] [ male announcer ] couldve had a v8. two full servings of vegetables for only 50 delicious calories. [ alarm sou...

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Maintenance. thats far from the only glitch. were grading the first week of the affordable care act coming up. and its not just slip and slide that you remember, this new twist. its an internet hit and youve got to see it. weve got the video next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ alarm sound for malfunctioning printer ] [ male announcer ] youve reached the age where youve learned a thing or two. [ metal clanks ] ♪ this is the age of knowing what youre made of. so why let erectile dysfunction get in your wa...

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