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Something to my wife on april fools day but then i thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank. [ laughter ] i guess what im trying to say is im growing up, i really am. Tonight from phoenix, arizona the Ncaa College Basketball championships. Two number one seeds, North Carolina versus gonzaga. Or gonzaga. Im not honestly sure which is correct. So i alternate them every time i say it. I say it differently. Im right at least half of the time. But Gonzaga Unive...

Something to my wife on april fools day but then i thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank. [ laughter ] i guess what im trying to say is im growing up, i really am. Tonight from phoenix, arizona the Ncaa College Basketball championships. Two number one seeds, North Carolina versus gonzaga. Or gonzaga. Im not honestly sure which is correct. So i alternate them every time i say it. I say it differently. Im right at least half of the time. But Gonzaga Unive...

[ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. I hope you had a great weekend, a good spring break. April fools day came and went and donald trump is still president. So i guess thats real. [ laughter ] now, i was thinking about doing something to my wife on april fools day but then i thought, you know what, tricking her into marrying me was more than enough prank. [ laughter ] i guess what im trying to say is im growing up, i really am. Tonight from phoenix, arizona the Ncaa College Basketball cham...

They were done. To come back the way they did. If they lost it in the end, so be it. The fact they won. Jimmy did you go to the party afterwards . I did. It was like a patriots after thing. Jimmy did you meet tom . Did you get to touch him . [ laughter ] because last time you were there i have yet to meet him. He didnt go to the he might have been an appearance. But hes tom brady. He had to go rule the world. [ laughter ] i didnt meet tom. And im not sure if i want to. It almost has become now l...

He is a managing editor for opinion at u. S. News world report. He blogs and writes himself, and he works for the boston globe, hes been covering politics for a long time, and he really knows the ins and outs of speechwriting and knows all these guys really well and knows where all the bodies are buried. Without further i do, i would like to introduce robert, and youre in for a real treat. [applause] robert i want to thank the professional Speechwriters Association for putting this panel on, i w...

The  Air Force Life Cycle Management Center’s Human Systems Division is upgrading protective eyewear for aircrew operators to combat an increasing number of laser pointer incidents.

The  Air Force Life Cycle Management Center's Human Systems Division is starting to field new, upgraded eyewear that can protect against both ballistics and lasers, as well as work for a variety of pilots.

US Air Force upgrades protective eyewear for pilots, tackling laser threats and enhancing safety amid rising incidents.

The club will mark 20 years since that famous day in Mudgee.

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