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Bush wrote half of his own plan. i have one page i came up with it. dont drop the ashes. dont invite anyone from maroon five. open bar but no fancy drinks because i dont like lines. they should be quick and a weekday city can take a day off. [applause] straight ahead, 40 democrats may run in 2020, ♪ the united states postal service makes more holiday deliveries to homes than anyone else in the country. ♪ with one notable exception. ♪

This is like what we talked about joy behar. people demanding this band. stand the music. demanding this band take a stance when they really would not take any stance. >> jesse: nonparticipation rule. >> greg: they are now collaborating with racists by not -- by appearing on the super bowl. >> dana: what do you think they will do? >> greg: i think they will break up because they realize their music is so bad. >> jesse: wishful thinking. >> greg: destroying the eardrums of the youth. >> jesse: yo...

It was coming. i wore the right boots. i was ready and im a loss los angeles. how did they not know. >> greg: chris christie said it took me 5 hours and 40 minutes. >> greg: he was walking. >> jesse: not the best person to complain. up next ♪ i know you ♪ give it to you drunk and i will show you ♪ you want to move like like jagger. >> jesse: greg is not the only one getting worked about about maroon five performing during the super bowl. apparently thousands now signing petitions calling o...

So we think theyre actually human. when i first heard the times asking for proof of fake news i sent them a york times gift subscription. [laughter] really. take about it. the times asking for proof of fake news. that like dolly parton setting up a golf on the page for breast implants. [laughter] or michael moore pleading for more cake. [laughter] or maroon five asking you to write more terrible songs. yeah, maroon five. as if the nfl is not screwed enough. they hired a car alarm to play at the ...

This happens everywhere i have been the whiner. i have been the whined upon. note the context for this is really, really bad. so, instead, now its like the secret resistance. no, its just a disgruntled, probably beta male whiner, you know he has probably a really poorly man cured goatee, he probably listens to maroon five. lets be clear. >> everyone with a goatee in the white house. >> what are his complaints is that trump is really mean but, wait, you are actually trying to block him from doing...

>> greg: i dont have time to get into the stain. i had a guest come and stay and they left and there was a massive stain in the second bedroom that was like the size of like a table and i will never to this day know what it was. >> jesse: sorry about that. >> greg: you should have just brought your medication. edward says what is your cd player, tape deck or turntable right now. or was played last. >> juan: lately i have been in to chill music. i listen to xm to get chill. >> greg: interesting. ...

What drives me crazy and im talking about some of my friends they want to be in something because they dont like it. thats not why -- thats not the criteria. maroon five would not exist if it were up to me but you know, its like im for legalizing prostitution but i have never tried it. i dont think its particularly healthy but it should be legal. >> i agree. greg: you do not ban something because you do not like it because then there would be nothing. thank you. someone said well said into my ea...

Talking about some of my friends they want to be in something because they dont like it. thats not why -- thats not the criteria. maroon five would not exist if it were up to me but you know, its like im for legalizing prostitution but i have never tried it. i dont think its particularly healthy but it should be legal. >> i agree. greg: you do not ban something because you do not like it because then there would be nothing. thank you. someone said well said into my ear. [applause] thank you, eve...

What drives me crazy and im talking about some of my friends they want to be in something because they dont like it. thats not why -- thats not the criteria. maroon five would not exist if it were up to me but you know, its like im for legalizing prostitution but i have never tried it. i dont think its particularly healthy but it should be legal. >> i agree. greg: you do not ban something because you do not like it because then there would be nothing. thank you. someone said well said into my ea...

What drives me crazy and im talking about some of my friends they want to be in something because they dont like it. thats not why -- thats not the criteria. maroon five would not exist if it were up to me but you know, its like im for legalizing prostitution but i have never tried it. i dont think its particularly healthy but it should be legal. >> i agree. greg: you do not ban something because you do not like it because then there would be nothing. thank you. someone said well said into my ea...