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The way that i look at things." sparking that interest and showing them that math and science are exciting... its why i teach. ♪ i know they can, even when they think they cant. in this. one day, ill park this in a spot reserved for me. its got 26,000 miles on it now, but im gonna take it to a thousand million. [ male announcer ] own a certified pre-owned mercedes-benz and chances are theyll own it one day, too. now with an optional extended limited warranty your vehicle may be covered for up ...

Oh, yes, is it time? >> that is frances cisco division. >> called le cisco. >> lets do a little "news you cant use." remember yesterday, we had the will ferrell clip? >> made my day. >> said, im coming on may 2nd, i will shave your beard. were getting rid of the beard. last night, conan had tina fey on. >> i love her. >> promoting her new book and found a backward way. >> dont you loftin na fay? i cheer for tina. i want her to win. >> she is winning. >> she is. >> i have a clip of the book. >> y...

In this. one day, ill park this in a spot reserved for me. its got 26,000 miles on it now, but im gonna take it to a thousand million. [ male announcer ] own a certified pre-owned mercedes-benz and chances are theyll own it one day, too. now with an optional extended limited warranty your vehicle may be covered for up to 135,000 miles. one day, im gonna drive this to vegas. [ male announcer ] hurry in to your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for 1.99% financing during our certified pre-owned sale...

Its from someone named will. lets check it out. >> hey, conan, my name is will, i found an error. and the error that i found is your beard. okay? the thing is a huge mistake. im going to come there and fix it myself. yeah. its coming off. on may 2nd. circle the date on your calendar, because i am circling your face like a bird that eats hair. serious. beardly serious. yeah. its coming off. [ bleep ] hey, smart. you book your room yet? nope. see, hotels.com has over 20,000 last minute deals every...

In this. one day, ill park this a spot reserved for me. its got 26,000 miles on it now, buim gonna take it a thousand llion. [ ale announcer ] own a certified pre-owned mercedes-benz and chances are theyll ownt one day, too. now with an optional extended limited warranty your vehicle may be cover for up to 135,000 miles. one day, im gonna drive this to vegas. [ male announcer ] hurry in to your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for 1.99% financing during our certified pre-owned sales event through...

Hurry in to your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for 1.99% financing during our certified pre-owned sales event through may 2nd. its got a calculator. thanks, dad. this is the neighborhood. you get elm street and you get main street. thank you. and that just the first quarter. so you want a slide in your office ? or monkey bars, either one. more small businesses choose verizon wireless than any other wireless carrier. wheres susie ? is she expecting you ? because they know the small business wit...

2nd. circle the date on your calendar because im circling your face like a vulture who eats hair. i am serious. beardly serious. yeah. its coming off. [ bleep ] >> its coming off may 2nd, when will ferrell visits conan. one more for you. we had to show you this. president bush started the dancing with his jig in 2008. who doesnt remember that one? that was a good one. a romanian politician has taken it to the next level. here he is on a romanian talk show. this is a politician, a guy who holds...

Now with an optional extended limited warranty your vehicle may be covered for up to 135,000 miles. one day, im gonna drive this to vegas. [ male announcer ] hurry in to your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for 1.99% financing during our certified pre-owned sales event through may 2nd. ♪ [ female announcer ] mini, meet berries. introducing new kelloggs frosted mini-wheats with a touch of fruit in the middle. helloooooo fruit in the middle. [ male announcer ] in 2011, at&t is at work, building ...

Ive just been told we got another fan correction challenge. whats the name? its from someone named will. lets check it out. >> hey, conan. i found an error, and the error that i found is your beard, okay? the things a huge mistake. im going to come there and fix it myself. yeah. its coming off. on may 2nd. circle the date on your calendaring because i am circling your face like a vulture who eats hair. im serious, beardly serious. yeah. its coming off. [ bleep ]. >> welcome back to "morning joe....

In this. one day, ill park this in a spot reserved for me. its got 26,000 miles on it now, but im gonna take it to a thousand million. [ male announcer ] own a certified pre-owned mercedes-benz and chances are theyll own it one day, too. now with an optional extended limited warranty your vehicle may be covered for up to 135,000 miles. one day, im gonna drive this to vegas. [ male announcer ] hurry in to your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for 1.99% financing during our certified pre-owned sale...