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A powerful tornado leveled home after home, including the one mike fowler built with his family. whats it like to see it now? >> thats not describable. >> reporter: after a night of mayhem here comes days of misery. tens of millions are sweltering across the southern plains as the heat index is forecasted to rise up to 120 degrees. and over the next few days cities like dallas and houston will be cooking. but back in matador -- >> i should have died. >> reporter: tim and dina washington focus on...

>> i had no other choice but to stay right in the hallway. there was nowhere else to go i wouldnt die. >> reporter: the misery in texas came at nearly the same time as mayhem in colorado. outside denver, dozens pelted during a hailstorm at an outdoor concert leaving some hospspitalized and others with broken bones. as other storms barreled across the east coast, record 97-mile-per-hour winds knocked out power in houston. today 18 million across texas are under heat alerts where potentially deadl...

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So get allstate, and be better protected from mayhem, yeah, like me. thanks, bro. take a lap, rookie. real mature.

Im a bear. im coming out of hibernation after the best nap of my life... and papa is hungry. and while youre hittin the trail, im hitting your cooler. oh, cheddar! ive got hot dog buns! and your cut-rate car insurance might not pay for all this. so get allstate, and be better protected from mayhem, like me. roar. (sfx: family screams in background)

Oh, cheddar! ive got hot dog buns! and your cut-rate car insurance might not pay for all this. so get allstate, and be better protected from mayhem, like me. roar. (sfx: family screams in background) what are folks 60 and older up to these days? getting inspired! volunteering! playing pickleba...! case the cia tries to --

Great job! >> tech: thank you! >> woman: replace, recalibrate, recycle. i count on safelite. ♪ rock music ♪ >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ im your overly competitive brother. check. psych! and im about to steal this game from you just like i stole kelly carter in high school. you got no game dude, thats a foul! and now youre ready to settle the score. game over. and if you dont have the right home insurance coverage, well, you could end up paying for all this yourself...