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We never stop taking care of you. from the day youre born hey, who are you? oh, hey jeff, im a car thief... what?! im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. what? what?? what?! (laughing) what?? what?! what?! [crash] what?! haha, it happens. and if youve got cut-rate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice. so get allstate... and be better protected from mayhem... like me. ♪