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>> and the winner is -- notorious b.i.g. >> b.i.g.! >> puff daddy in the house. >> i hosted that. mayhem almost broke out in that place that night. >> any of yall want to be an artist and want to stay a star and dont want to worry about the producer trying to be all in the videos, all on the records, dancing -- come to death row. >> suge calls puffy out. he never mentions puffys name, but everybody knows hes talking about puffy. >> the idea of a territorial beef is now being drawn out in front o...

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Running from it because he doesnt want to be on film because the super left democrats dont want them in there because hes white. >> would gotta wrap this thing up. >> shame on all you white peopl people. [inaudible] not in this country jack. >> think the biggest challenge for the dam is the country is in good shape. thats the problem. all they have to fret about is the hat tax. i dont even know what hatching is. im pro hatching. this candidate broke the number one rule. we tell you what that is ...

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Piss off music critics how dare he use this song, and music journalists, and also, forever tattooed on a classic stone song , his initials, which has got to drive mick jagger crazy. so thats an accomplishment. >> [applause] >> greg: up next, you want to nowhere your tax money goes? probably not but were going to tell you anyway. >> [applause] hey, who are you? oh, hey jeff, im a car thief... what?! im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. what? what?? what?! (laughing) what?? what?...

I had, jon stewart shames congress for ignoring 9/11 victims and maybe the media as well. coming up, media are laughing off as the president and joe biden slam each other. are they treating this as a two man race? (ding) hey, who are you? oh, hey jeff, im a car thief... what?! im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. what? what?? what?! (laughing) what?? what?! what?! [crash] what?! haha, it happens. and if youve got cut-rate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting r...