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Address the issues that they have, but its a multi-faceted problem, so there are a lot of us who focus on the reasons that so many people come to our country and there has been a real change in the makeup of the people who are coming here. it youd to be single males, but now its families. why? theyre fleeing horrible conditions and murder and mayhem in their own countries. so theres a lot more we can do across the board, i would say. >> democratic senator mazie hirono of hawaii, thank you very m...

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