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I know we all look for hope and say, well, if you get automatic weapons or bump stocks out of the hands of people they cant do mass shootings. heres apparently a single shot kind of weapon. i dont think its a revolver, its probably a semiautomatic pistol. it looks like you can do a lot of damage with a single shot weapon. darren? >> chris, let me jump in on that and you can do a lot of damage. it doesnt have to be a fully automatic weapon, it doesnt have to be a semiautomatic. chris, you and i r...

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