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>> [ laughter ] >> i thought i was captain stupid. >> if i were you, i would be so embarrassed for your kids. ♪ >> he puts the wan in juan-derful. juan williams. >> take it easy. >> bob, what are you wearing? [ laughter ] >> i went to bobs camper, everybody and i found this. >> dont hit me. >> i didnt hit you. >> you did, too. >> i didnt finish my point. >> its not called the one. hes called "the five." [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> im your pocket-size provic tier. robert-size ho...

>> [ laughter ] >> i thought i was captain stupid. >> if i were you, i would be so embarrassed for your kids. ♪ >> he puts the wan in juan-derful. juan williams. >> take it easy. >> bob, what are you wearing? [ laughter ] >> i went to bobs camper, everybody and i found this. >> dont hit me. >> i didnt hit you. >> you did, too. >> i didnt finish my point. >> its not called the one. hes called "the five." [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> im your pocket-size provic tier. robert-size ho...

>> i thought i was captain stupid. >> if i were you, i would be so embarrassed for your kids. ♪ >> he puts the wan in juan-derful. juan williams. >> take it easy. >> bob, what are you wearing? [ laughter ] >> i went to bobs camper, everybody and i found this. >> dont hit me. >> i didnt hit you. >> you did, too. >> i didnt finish my point. >> its not called the one. hes called "the five." [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> im your pocket-size provic tier. robert-size host -- hobbit-siz...

>> i thought i was captain stupid. >> if i were you, i would be so embarrassed for your kids. ♪ >> he puts the wan in juan-derful. juan williams. >> take it easy. >> bob, what are you wearing? [ laughter ] >> i went to bobs camper, everybody and i found this. >> dont hit me. >> i didnt hit you. >> you did, too. >> i didnt finish my point. >> its not called the one. hes called "the five." [ phone ringing ] [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> im your pocket-size provic tier. robert-size host -- hobbit-siz...

Occurred after four melon balls. potheads are annoyed but theyre generally harmless and shouldnt in jail with aryan methheads who are making knives out of substances. some drugs arent babed because they make you feel like george hamilton. just because im fine with legalization doesnt mean im fine with pot. it kills your ambition and ruins lives, it doesnt make you kill people. it doesnt make you do anything. it makes you not do anything. pot should be for watching horror movies if your wife. its...

>> bob: its used as a source of revenue for states. that is why it spread across the country. gress if youre not high you are up all night gambling. >> andrea: rendell brought slot machines to pennsylvania. it doesnt do any good. people blow welfare and social security checks. its not slot machine that is the answer to the problem. >> eric: there is billions of dollars bet oversees. no tracking it. no taxing it. gamblers want it. safer bet at casino than other side. can i point one thing out in ...

Theyre bright green. >> greg: delightful. sitting on a rooftop shirtless. you have cant go wrong. >> bob: i would drink 50,000 of them. melon balls. what a wuss! >> bob: you are the straightest human being ive ever known. god bless you. [ laughter ] nothing alcohol in it -- no. these are melon ball shooters. all right. melon ball. a little thing you take and put in your mouth. >> andrea: wrapped in bacon, theyre delicious. youre both so red. >> greg: god and coeds, two of bobs favorite things. w...

Occurred after four melon balls. potheads are annoyed but theyre generally harmless and shouldnt in jail with aryan methheads who are making knives out of substances. some drugs arent babed because they make you feel like george hamilton. just because im fine with legalization doesnt mean im fine with pot. it kills your ambition and ruins lives, it doesnt make you kill people. it doesnt make you do anything. it makes you not do anything. pot should be for watching horror movies if your wife. its...

Source of revenue for states. that is why it spread across the country. gress if youre not high you are up all night gambling. >> andrea: rendell brought slot machines to pennsylvania. it doesnt do any good. people blow welfare and social security checks. its not slot machine that is the answer to the problem. >> eric: there is billions of dollars bet oversees. no tracking it. no taxing it. gamblers want it. safer bet at casino than other side. can i point one thing out in your monologue. melon ...

Theyre bright green. >> greg: delightful. sitting on a rooftop shirtless. you have cant go wrong. >> bob: i would drink 50,000 of them. melon balls. what a wuss! >> bob: you are the straightest human being ive ever known. god bless you. [ laughter ] nothing alcohol in it -- no. these are melon ball shooters. all right. melon ball. a little thing you take and put in your mouth. >> andrea: wrapped in bacon, theyre delicious. youre both so red. >> greg: god and coeds, two of bobs favorite things. w...