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What are you talking about? that was over my head right now. >> catholicism is fond of is it too. >> guilt? >> yes. >> you also get the redemption thing. >> royal baby. barry, first of all you cant blame the name apple on american celebrity since gwenyth paltrows wife is british. >> i will take my mic off and leave. >> i know a couple of halfway houses. >> by the way, i bet this kid is a real prince. >> nice. >> hollywood flops, jim, i would like to see peter fonda in your movie about the man wh...

Lady pet owners and not the lazy pet owners. it is stored in a city database along with the address. 150 deliveries were made in one week in a town that has seen a 70% drop in dog defecation in the street. paul, do people go to your show and do this material? >> stop laughing, matt. >> why are you -- >> take the mic off. >> it is gross, but it is effective? >> i think so. where do you get the volunteers for this? i want to read to kids in school. how do they find people that say i want to do thi...

And not the lady pet owners. >> you stupid, lady, pet owners. >> obtained the dogs name in casual conversation which is then stored in a city database with the owners address. 150 deliveries were made in one week and the town has seen a drop in dog defecation in the street. paul, do people go to your shows and look at your material? >> stop loofing, matt. stop, laughing, matt. >> take the pl ic off. >> it is gross, but he effective? >> where do you get the volunteers for this? when i volunteer i...

Erik first. >> theres no correlation between stringent gun laws and the gun crime and its particularly irksome to me to see a black man come out -- >> dont even use race. cut his mic off. >> youre interrupting me again. >> sean: hang on. wait a second. wait a second. >> its 60 years of the reason that you have all of the gun crime in urban areas is because of 60 years of -- >> youre the embarrassment. >> you dont even have the decency not to interrupt somebody. >> you are an embarrassment, sir. ...

Erik first. >> theres no correlation between stringent gun laws and the gun crime and its particularly irksome to me to see a black man come out -- >> dont even use race. cut his mic off. >> youre interrupting me again. >> sean: hang on. wait a second. wait a second. >> its 60 years of the reason that you have all of the gun crime in urban areas is because of 60 years of -- >> youre the embarrassment. >> you dont even have the decency not to interrupt somebody. >> you are an embarrassment, sir. ...

Ignorance and well have a great time. but sometimes they forget. i had senator bob kurie on. it was the 9/11 commission report. very early on, about four or five months into the show, and i said that backstage. about three minutes into a seven-minute interview, i dont know what i said, but he turned to me and he said, what the hell are you talking about? but in the middle of the interview, i couldnt explain to him what it was. and then he just took the mic off and left as soon as the interview w...

I had senator bob kurie on. it was the 9/11 commission report. very early on, about four or five months into the show, and i said that backstage. about three minutes into a seven-minute interview, i dont know what i said, but he turned to me and he said, what the hell are you talking about? but in the middle of the interview, i couldnt explain to him what it was. and then he just took the mic off and left as soon as the interview was over. i hope at some point someone explained to him that i was...

Adapt to you in character? what do you like to tell them before hand? >> i say the same thing. i said it to you. which is, listen, thank you so much for coming. because im grateful. i know it must be kind of a tough booking sometimes because its not like going on charlie rose, you know. you dont know necessarily what im going to say or what im going to ask because im an active idiot. and as i say to the guests, i say thank you for coming. have you ever seen the show? i do the show in character. ...

Respect part. >> on the 4th of july i do. >> its unusual for guys like mitt romney to get agitated, just like it was unusual for ronald reagan to get agitated. when he did in this famous incident, it turned a nominating process around. this was ronald reagan. >> will the sound man please turn mr. reagans mic off. >> mr. green, you asked me if you -- im paying for this microphone. [ cheers ] >> then he said after that george bush sr. was toast and the republican nomination was wrapped up. >> we n...

Thing. >> there a homeless guy in there. why did you take your mic off? >> i like to be free [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> unbelievable. shut-up you are making me stressed out. [ laughter ] >> i hate this. its wrapped around the chair. >> that is great idea. that is great idea. [ laughter ] >> and i grew up in a furniture store. do we have to do that.