Page 2 - Michael Rapaport News Today

>> welcome to a special edition of jesse watters. prime timeedition . im will cain filling in tonight. well, joe biden though ct beingr wartime president would save his campaign, but it mightes hit only break it, it could be very well. the thing that shatterg ths the democratic party. >> so if joe wanted war, joese got wajur because civil war just broke out inside of his own party. and the longer it goes on,d the angrier and more bloodthirsty his base gets. one night its the dnc gettin...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. I have been talking a lot about bernie and hillary and trump this week. But whats going on with jeb exclamation point . laughter time to check in on whats happening with the unblackening exclamation point on tuesday night, jeb exclamation point gave a big Foreign Policy speech focusing on the middle east. Should be interesting. Jeb is a man of the world. After all, in half of his signs, hes known as yeb. Okay. ...

Jon thats our show, everybody. Remember, remember, tomorrow night, tomorrow night is the final episode. Its going to go long. So remember to set your thing and bring a snack cuz were going to be here awhile. Here it is, your moment of zen. The final tweet hitchbot said my love for humans will never fade. A thumbs up for people from the hitchhiking robot. Rage against larry tonightly, obama writes a letter to the New York Times asking congress to restore the Voting Rights act. Mean while, former ...

Okay. Hit me, unnecessary punctuation man. No leader or policymaker involved will claim to have gotten everything right in the region, iraq especially. Larry oh, snap jeb exclamation point is about to call out his own brother. This is like cain and abel well, its the bushes, so its more like that time niles betrayed frasier by replacing his camembert with an underwhelming brie. applause all right, this is exciting. Lets see how brutal he gets towards old w. Yet, in a long experience that include...

Applause all right, this is exciting. Lets see how brutal he gets towards old w. Yet, in a long experience that includes failures of intelligence and military setbacks, one moment stands out in memory as the turning point we had all been waiting for larry . Your brother leaving office . audience reacts damn, jeb, thats cold as ice. And that was the surge of military and diplomatic operations that turned events towards victory. Larry victory . I dont, uh, remember larry revisionest history alert....

Cheers and applause band playing stephen hey thank you so much have a seat, everybody youre very kind. Thank you so much. Well, folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause piano playing in background im excited about our guest tonight. Our first guest tonight is our good friend, John Dickerson from face the nation, the nation face himself, will be out here in just a minute to talk about the news of the week. cheers and applause levelheaded, fair. applause ...

Cheers and applause band playing stephen hey thank you so much have a seat, everybody youre very kind. Thank you so much. Well, folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause piano playing in background im excited about our guest tonight. Our first guest tonight is our good friend, John Dickerson from face the nation, the nation face himself, will be out here in just a minute to talk about the news of the week. cheers and applause levelheaded, fair. applause ...

Cheers and applause band playing stephen hey thank you so much have a seat, everybody youre very kind. Thank you so much. Well, folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause piano playing in background im excited about our first guest, John Dickerson from face the nation, will be here to talk about the news of the week. Levelheaded, fair. applause before we begin, i want to send out our thoughts to the people of barcelona, spain, who suffered a horrific atta...

City, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey thank you so much have a seat, everybody youre very kind. Thank you so much. Well, folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano playing in background im excited about our first guest, John Dickerson from face the nation, will be here to talk about the news of the week. Levelheaded, fair. applause before we begin, i want to send out our thoughts to the people of barcelona, spain, wh...

Its friday we deserve it. We deserve this friday in ways we dont often. Now, i hope you had a good week. But i know that you havent because i live here, too. Now, of course, for my jewish friends, good shabbos. To jared and ivanka, happy most awkward sabbath dinner ever. Okay, lets go around the table and Say Something were thankful for this week. Dad, were going to skip you this time. Get you double next time. See and i cant believe i have to say this the president has been taking heat all week...