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i wouldnt credential johnny either. and you cant just show up uninvited. davos has 5,000 troops ready to kick you out. zelenskyy is begging them to come to ukraine they wont go. john kerry needs protecting. and once you get in, they will still divide you up by net worth. if you are rich enough, you get to flown around with a white badge shiny blue line. if you are married to somebody important, you get a plain old white badge. or if you are just someones escort you get a green badge an...

>> there is no t in your name what about g bone. >> jesse: sometimes companies try a new product with a new name and it doesnt work out. >> as new coke replaced the original coke, the soda maker suddenly had a mutiny on its hands. >> i think the new coke is too sweet. i like the old coke better. >> were trying to start a grassroots campaign to get the old coke back. >> somebody out there tell me why coke did it? why they changed? >> jesse: in ohio, we caught teachers rebranding critica...

business-to-business website interface. >> is that the police? >> yes. >> um-huh. >> well, this is what happened. ryans big project was the web site. which wasnt doing so well. so, ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. another good term is fraud. >> jesse: and some of the biggest tech busts have come out of the federal government. we all remember when obama told us a website called healthcare.gov would change our lives until it crashed good luck getting the studen...

you cant get a better deal than that. >> never get a better deal than that. >> think you are finally even, they come back asking for more. >> do you know what i think? im just going to have soup. yeah, i will save the meal for another time. [laughter] i had a lot dog earlier im not that hungry. >> no, no. this is the dinner. the soup counts. >> soups not a meal. youre supposed to buy me a meal. >> jesse: and if you steal 70 million in crypto from criminals and funnel it to the democrat...

returns and maybe claimings a deduction hunter wasnt entitled to? hes also considering charging hunter with lying on a gun application and if this is the case then the president is right no one fs with a biden. leaked by probably hunters team abdul probably be used to box in the attorney. provide talking points to the media and lower expectations for house republican investigators. and another fox news alert. biden was just caught again with even more highly classified documents. nbc n...

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Though he claims hes part ir irish. beth from florida, mini madoff is ahead of crooked so shell lose another election. yeah. shes not a winner. james from florida, love the nickname bracket because im surprised you never came up with anything for kamala harris. it does surprise me. we have to think of something. hairston new jersey, if you thought chin and frankie facing off is tough, wait until chin faces chen in the elite eight. thats a matchup im waiting to see. michelle from georgia, you cou...

Way. i know you ran into johnny and im sorry for that that seems very unfortunate for you. >> was johnny misbehaving while he was filming that piece? >> oh, yeah. he definitely had a beer. johnny definitely had a beer, yeah. >> all right. were going to have to. >> i would rather yeah, i would rather drink a nice prime. give me a prime not beer. i dont need that. >> nice plug. all right, behave yourself. thanks again and try not to pack too much heat down in miami beach. all right. >> sounds good...

Able to say that. >> jesse: all right. you can come into my locker room any time. thank you so much. happy saint patricks day and have a great weekend. >> rachel: you got it. bye, jesse. >> jesse: all right. its that time of the year the entire nation is hooked on madness and "primetime" wanted to get in on the action. you guys love to text us how much you love our nic names on the show mini madoff, sticky sammy, we will bring the march madness to you and now we are asking you to vote on your fa...

Say its safe but until then "primetime" is issuing a travel advisory to all of mexico. our neighbors cant be trusted. im not vacationing in a failed narco-state if there is other options. mini madoff tells me the bahamas are nice and its a shorter flight. only crime down there is white collar despite all the drugs, the violence, the human trafficking, bidens top intelligence officials laser-focused on, you guessed it, white supremacy. transnationallly will pose the most lethal threat to u.s. per...